Let's Kill The Lawyers

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It's sad. 95% of lawyers make the other 5% look bad.

Reducing the size of the government by 80% would eliminate 80% of the lawyers...

Did you know that scientists are starting to use lawyers instead of rats in their experiments? First, it seems that the scientists could become attached to the rats, secondly, they decided that lawyers more closely resemble humans. And finally, there are some things rats just won't do.

Reducing the size of the government by 80% would eliminate 80% of the lawyers... Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB

How?

Please explain the math behind that awesome declaration.

Did you know that scientists are starting to use lawyers instead of rats in their experiments? First, it seems that the scientists could become attached to the rats, secondly, they decided that lawyers more closely resemble humans. And finally, there are some things rats just won't do. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Spoken like a defrocked lawyer.

Spoken like a defrocked lawyer. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Lol! You'd like to think that, but like most of what you think, you're wrong. But I'm glad you're starting to take the threat posed by WormRaper seriously. Keep going,Assup!


And that joke was funny. I don't care who you are!

And that joke was funny. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Only in Kansas!

How?

Please explain the math behind that awesome declaration. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Common sense... ShitEater... something you know nothing about...

Common sense... ShitEater... something you know nothing about... Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB

Or cents.

When the economy is bad some lawyers have to go on public assistance: