![Argue](images/smilies/modern/argue.gif)
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted
![Rm Moon](images/smilies/modern/rm_moon.gif)
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
(This one's my personal favorite)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
![Shocking](images/smilies/modern/shocking.gif)
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
![Shocking](images/smilies/modern/shocking.gif)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
![Trampoline](images/smilies/modern/trampoline.gif)
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
![Sneaktongue](images/smilies/modern/Sneaktongue.gif)
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
(this one's my 2nd favorite)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
![Cheers](images/smilies/modern/cheers.gif)
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
![Sneaktongue](images/smilies/modern/Sneaktongue.gif)
(Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
![Shocking](images/smilies/modern/shocking.gif)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
(and God love that pig!)