The farmer & his wife were sitting on their front porch one evening when an
Alien spacecraft landed. An alien man & woman got out of craft and walked
Over to the farmer and told them they came in peace. The two couples talked
and one thing led to another, the farmers wife hooks up with the alien man.
She tells the alien, I wish ur dick was longer, he tells her to tug on his ear.
Sure enough it gets longer, the wife ask if he make it thicker, he says yes
Slap my forehead, it gets thicker. The next morning the farmer ask his wife
how the sex was for her, she replied the best I ever had, she ask him
how his was, he replied “not so good, she kept yanking my ear & slapping
My forehead and I’ll be damned if I know why”!!!
