Two guys are walking through an Italian neighborhood when one of them picks up a brick and smashes a window at a pizza place, "so whydid you do that?" asks the other guy," hate Italians" he responded as they continued on,next business was a bakery which the first guy produced a bar of soap and wrote "wop" in bold letters and continued on to an aged Italian playing an accordian with a monkey on a chain with a tin cup, the monkey came to the end of his chain and held the cup out, the first guy pulls out his wallet and puts a twenty in the cup,"what's up with that,I thought you hated Italians?" Asks his friend,, " i do but they are cute when they are little" he responded !