Every bone in your body......

Someone ACTUALLY used this line on me the other day & although it was funny I QUICKLY rejected his advances:


He said, " I love every bone in your body.....ESPECIALLY MINE."

LMFAO!!!

Oooooh. I hate cheesy pick-up lines!

That one is so ridiculous, I'm afraid I would've choked on my drink.

Now that's funny...okay, guys, admit it, you wrote it down to use this weekend, right?!?

Maybe we should start a thread on cheezy pick-up lines . . .

How about, "You've got great legs! What time do they open?"

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them... Originally Posted by NWA Newb

I like that one! It's really cute.

Although, I doubt it would really work...you'd be sure to get a laugh in response.

If I call you a cab, will you take me home?

If I had a dime for every pretty girl that looked at me with hungry eyes, I'd have...a dime.

I'm not just another pretty face, you know; I have a heart, too.

You want to get a pizza and Fuck?

What you don't like pizza?


Favorite line I ever saw was a buddy of mine went to a girl in a noisy club and she was the hottest chick in the place and yelled to her over the music "would you like to dance"?

She said No and he said you didn't hear what I said and he yelled at the top of his lungs "I said you look fat in those pants"!

He got slapped right up side his face and she was a lot nicer when I asked her to dance 2 minutes later!

You want to get a pizza and Fuck?

What you don't like pizza? Originally Posted by Centralarnewguy

How about just a simple and direct, "Do you want to go fuck?"

It always works wonders for me!

Shotgun Dan's?