Dude, you make me wanna be 30 years younger. I bet all you boys will be in your tight ass Wranglers, too.
I would have saved a lot of horses by riding cowboys at your party back in the day. I mean, still could, but I am no longer a "chick."
We have some amazingly hott KC providers. Put them in a pair of chaps and hot damn, that's a party all by itself!