40-ish........................... ...49
Adventurous................... ..Slept with all your friends
Athletic...................... ......No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful..................... ......Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist...................... ......Fat
Free spirit........................ ..Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun........................... .......Annoying
Gentle........................ ......Dull
New Age........................... Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Des perate
Outgoing...................... .....Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.................... ....Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................... .......Depressive
Professional.................. .....Bitch
Romantic...................... .....Frigid
Voluptuous.................... ....Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hu gely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow......................... .....Murderer
