"Officer.. you're cock-blocking me"...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...se-auto-436029

"When Officer Aaron Westpfahl responded to the call, the resident said she had been awoken by the sound of two individuals having sex inside a car parked in front of her residence..."

Really? Seriously, how loud were they?

If the van is a rockin don't come knockin.

I'm surprised this wasn't published by the Onion