Any very nasty PSE things you havent put in a review.

Here's a few from me.

1. One lady took and collected all my condom cum, and CIM deposits and spit them into a hotel cup.........put it in the minifridge as it builded up, microwaved it for about 20 seconds, then poured it all over a blueberry muffin like cinnabun workers do at work the next morning and ate it piece by piece until it was gone.

2. I had one lady warm a bottle of baby oil in the coffee pot that we moved next to the bed so it would stay warm for massage. She told me don't tell anyone cause some guys like complimentary coffee on her meets.

3. One lady allowed me to sleep with my penis in her mouth the entire night. I woke up with a dick sharp as a number 2 pencil. Was hoping to gawd she wouldn't have a nightmare or a dream about her favorite food.

There have been complete PSE dates that I have never done a review on and never will. For example, on one encounter, an actual sex video was made of the date. Also, creampieing is another thing that has not made it into a review.

"One lady allowed me to sleep with my penis in her mouth the entire night."

Had one fall asleep for about 2 hours like that. It did feel great...

A blow up used and the escort. What are abbreviations for that?

A blow up used and the escort. What are abbreviations for that? Originally Posted by lorde reign

I have no fucking clue what you're asking, I think you left some words out of your sentences. The first one for sure doesn't make any sense.

A blow up doll and the escort was used at the same time.

Crap, I can't review, and the client has not reviewed her.

Once I was offered bare-back Full Serviceat an agency by a new-ish girl . . .which I declined. The session wasn't really that good either. Wrote an otherwise candid review but left out the offer of BBFS. Right after the session I did let the agency mgr know . . .and that girl was gone.

I assume that BBFS is a PSE type of activity . . .I can't really hold up my end of a PSE session anyway. (that's pretty much why I have to pay for sex with pretty young women).

I once had a session where the provider asked afterwards "will you write a review?", to which I replied "do want all the perverts in Dallas to know what we just did?" We agreed that I shouldn't write a review...

Tried "ass gaping" during greek. Where one exits her back door and re-enters in rapid fashion until the sphincter just stays open. Did not go well. Make sure she has an enema before this happens or your session will end immediately.

I had a GF that used to like falling asleep with my cock in her mouth.

Fisting is an activity I don't include in reviews because it's very YMMV

There have been complete PSE dates that I have never done a review on and never will. For example, on one encounter, an actual sex video was made of the date. Also, creampieing is another thing that has not made it into a review. Originally Posted by Cpalmson

Was it incidental creampieing?

My juices have streamed down the vaginal cavities of 3 well established providers on this site but it was all condom malfunctions. I reviewed none of them.

Here's a few from me.

1. One lady took and collected all my condom cum, and CIM deposits and spit them into a hotel cup.........put it in the minifridge as it builded up, microwaved it for about 20 seconds, then poured it all over a blueberry muffin like cinnabun workers do at work the next morning and ate it piece by piece until it was gone.
Originally Posted by gimme_that

Sorry, but that was no "lady".

Feel like someone needs to call nans on a worker eating the muffin. Sounds like speculation at best. I would want to be up and out of there as soon as the "medication" wore off...

We were doing anal and the lady came with great vigor. We disengaged and she spun around and put my still covered cock in her mouth and hungrily went to town. I sputtered, "We just had anal!" She looked up, smiled and said, "I have a very clean ass, I want you to know" and continued to make Mr. Happy happy. And this is from a girl who has a reputation for being a "safety girl." Just proves YMMV.

We were doing anal and the lady came with great vigor. We disengaged and she spun around and put my still covered cock in her mouth and hungrily went to town. I sputtered, "We just had anal!" She looked up, smiled and said, "I have a very clean ass, I want you to know" and continued to make Mr. Happy happy. And this is from a girl who has a reputation for being a "safety girl." Just proves YMMV. Originally Posted by awl4knot

Awesome ass shit!!





(pun intended)