Kinky is as kinky does...

KINKY---urban dictionary

Engaging in some form of BDSM or enjoying nonstandard sexual or sensual stimulation. The opposite of vanilla.


Engaging in some form of BDSM or enjoying nonstandard sexual or sensual stimulation. The opposite of vanilla.


Sexual practices that many people view as wild, unusual, or extreme. Definitions of this word vary from person to person; someone might think wearing a red bra is kinky, or having sex with the lights on, but someone else will classify kinky as being suspended from the ceiling, whipped, and gagged.


So my questions are.....
What is the "kinkiest thing you have done/or want to do"?? got any stories to share???
and How would YOU define "kinky"??

I don't know if it is the kinkiest or not, but fingering a girl in a restaurant then getting under the table to do her doggie style. Thank you for long table clothes. BTW, that was in Singapore and yes, it was a nice restaurant. That was also the first woman that I ever saw squirt. When she had an O, you would get flooded. First time she about drowned me and I moved my head and it went at least 6 feet to the wall.

Did it in a Managers office at the Hardees on NE Vivian road (not a hardees now). 2 way mirror that we could look out of and watch the crew working but they couldn't see us.

Driving from KC to Topeka she sat on my lap doing 70 and screwed my brains out. Interesting story with that one, she got mad at me because I didn't lose control of the car.

Sitting on a park bench next to the lake with her on her knees blowing me while the boaters whistled. This one was my future wife.

hmmmm....If I can actually remember anything kinky, I will let you know.

For me it's probably doing it in a fast food restaurant's bathroom stall during business hours or, doing it on a picnic table in a public park just after dark. I know that's probably a bit benign by most people's standards, but hey, what did you expect from a boring old guy! As for my definition of kinky, anything that causes the mind to race as much as the actual act causes the heart to race is definitely kinky in my book. HOOORAYYY KINKY!

I'm still trying to think of something but all I can come up with never happened in the bedroom, it was always somewhere you could get caught, like getting a BJ driving through the Taco Bell drive through and the guy in the window giving me a big thumbs up. This is the same girl that got mad because I didn't crash my car. She was a stripper that was living with me in Topeka.

There must be something about Hardee's, binks. Because my fast food escapade was in the Hardee's on north oak! 0_0 Lol

There must be something about Hardee's, binks. Because my fast food escapade was in the Hardee's on north oak! 0_0 Lol Originally Posted by Cleo

Must be the chain broilers they used to have, the thought of a piece of meat going in one side and coming out the other is a real turn on LOL. I used to call it Margret. Mine happened somewhere between 25 and 30 years ago right before they switched to flat grills.

Mine happened 5-7 years ago. Guess I'm a late bloomer! :-(

Okay Dallas, what do you consider Kinky? A candle light dinner? From what I've seen/heard about you, besides it getting everybody horny, it sounds like nothing else would be considered "unusual" for you.

The last time I saw you and Kaylen together was about as kinky as I have done. Second place was when I got to a providers room and we realized she had been a student of mine a number of years before that. I think that filled in a place in both of our kinky books.

How would YOU define "kinky"?? Originally Posted by DallasRain

Kinky
Adjective
1. Full of kinks; see Dee's toy box.
Slang
2. Marked by unconventional preferences; see Dee's reviews.
3. Tastes
Brunch, brudunch, dinner, and or desert, filled with edible foods, spread over an edible Dee.
Noun
4. Attraction
Dee, undoubtedly the princess of...
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How would YOU define "kinky"?? Originally Posted by DallasRain

Condom on a popsicle?

Is this off OTR??...

Condom on a popsicle?
Originally Posted by zeejoe

Btw @zeejoe did I ever tell you thank you for the ??...wink wink..

Taco bell when I was way younger, first week on the job, he was the shift manager and were played on the desk, on the floor and in the bathroom with chocho tacos lol fun days.

apartment stairs, lol it was a 4 plex when I was like 18 years old, came home drunk with sons dad and we were locked out of the apt lol stairs was as good as anything at the time...

Durning pow wow time and we called it tee pee creeping lol fun fun fun !

OTR??Whats that sugar?? BTW--luv the sexy avatar!

mmmmm hell yeahhh wildcat you & Kaylen were awesome kinky fun for me!

Unique....I luv it all with you/food or no food!

Cleo--wow that is HOT!

Zee....lol hmmmmm that avatar looks interesting!

SKB---wow---and you are already on my "gotta hit it soon" list!!


Ok to me kinky is just finding something "unique and non vanilla" that turns you on and makes you happy to do!

Sensually erotic things like candle wax play....pegging.....ass reaping.....fmf sessions.....and especially sessions where there is MORE THAN one male involved {tomorrow I get to play with THREE sexy fun naughty men AT ONE TIME}!!

Now something I find extremely kinky that I have YET to do is a session with a TS!!