Deal Breakers for providers

Other than the obvious (didn't pass screening etc ) whats a dealbreaker in which u will not see a client?

Being from Houston hahaha. jk

ummm for me....its if they are rude or start using foul language when talking or emailing me. and if ever they try to get my address. seriously that happened...

Incompatibility, age, lack of maturity, time of request but most often a lack of discretion or any history with one or more providers that I have been told on 2 or more occasions that do bbfs; also if he is known to have an std. Most important is my health. Next is my freedom. Last but a close 3rd is having fun. It may be a personality issue on the board or with me personally. It also may be a size issue in case we decide to get real personal between 2 consenting adults, as I am "like a virgin". I would not be compatible with any male porn star. I gotsta keep my lil pink snapper in shape... heehee!


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It's not all of Houston Eccie. It's just easy to weed out guys who don't respect women on the Houston board moreso than any other on this site. There are quite a few guys I would love to see in Houston and Dallas. I just stay pretty booked in the Gulf and don't have time. I would love to be twins.

I won't see a man unless I can talk to him on the phone first, not even if he has 100 P411 OKs and references from every girl in Oklahoma. I trust my gut more than anything else, and to get a gut reaction I have to talk to him.

Has an STD. refuses to talk on the phone, texts are fine, but eventually I want to hear a real person. Is the size of a porn star. asks if we actually have to wear condoms (this makes me assume that he does bbfs), asks me to lower my rate, asks to be my "black daddy" (had this happen several times), is younger than me (I am 25,and it is actually a turn off to be with someone younger than me), asks to see nude pics and we haven't met yet. I want to feel respected,which in return lets me provide my clients a great time because it really is about what they want.

Age, vulgar language when contacting me, rude, or doesnt want to talk on the phone are definete no sees.

Oh hell, bigger than 6 inches, only wants an outcall, early morning, late night, or weekend appts, over a certain weight or age, too many bs reviews that correlate with being extremely demanding, guys who can't read when you are in town, guys who ask stupid questions that are already freaking answered on a website, guys who ask "do you do half hours," guys who board stalk and make stupid comments after my every post, guys who have voiced time and again how all that matters are acronyms, and not the experience as a whole, and if he lives in Texas lmao!

Is that what you were asking lol!

Oh hell, bigger than 6 inches, only wants an outcall, early morning, late night, or weekend appts, over a certain weight or age, too many bs reviews that correlate with being extremely demanding, guys who can't read when you are in town, guys who ask stupid questions that are already freaking answered on a website, guys who ask "do you do half hours," guys who board stalk and make stupid comments after my every post, and guys who have voiced time and again how all that matters are acronyms, and not the experience as a whole.

Is that what you were asking lol! Originally Posted by London Rayne

Gee, is there anything NOT on your list? I suppose it would be best if you created your "perfect" hobbyist.

I have dear, and they all seem to live in TN. I need to add a few...guys who don't daty and try to jam their fat finger or heaven forbid the turkey, in an oven that is not pre-heated, and guys who have bad breath or too much bush!

Deal breakers for me

~Men under 35
~If he smells and refuses to take a shower at my incall
~Waits till the last minute to take a shower and takes up an additional 30 minutes..ugh!
(If you pay for the hour .. you get the hour but respect my time PLEASE!)
~Last minute appointments (I have a 24 hour policy and a few guys will still email last minute... um no!)
~ AA guys.. sorry!
~Drug users
~Equipment failure due to drug use.
~Guys that are bossy/demanding (major TURNOFF!)
~Outcalls... NEVER! (I'll make an exception for regulars)
~Rough DATY (Don't rub your beard down there.. THAT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD!)
~Sticking your fingers or anything else in my booty.. no no no no .. hell no!
~Cheap guys/asking for specials.. will get you on the Naomi DNS list.

The ladie's dealbreakers are much longer than the men's lol. I knew if anyone was gonna say Texas it would be London lol.

The ladie's dealbreakers are much longer than the men's lol. I knew if anyone was gonna say Texas it would be London lol. Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Ahhh but I will make an exception for a few of you.

Ahhh but I will make an exception for a few of you. Originally Posted by London Rayne

I'm gonna hold you to that one day

With the exception of London who had her member size restrictions specifically....for the above providers and ladies in general....what is the preferred size of a hobbyist. If you are 8 inches and above is that hobby suicide for a potential hobbyist as far as variety for the most part.

How do you even know his member size. Do you ask his references to point it out?

I was once asked by a lady to provide a damn dick picture so she could see if she could accommodate me.......I assummed that lady was bat shit crazy, besides just not being suited to me. How do you ladies bring that into the conersation before meeting......what if he's a grower and not a shower and after head or stimulation you see his true size, do you give the money back? Lol