True Story

  • Paven
  • 06-18-2011, 01:46 PM
Him- My mom just dropped me off and will be back to pick me up after my lap dance.

Me- What the???!!! I need to see some I.D.!
knotty man's Avatar
no f-ing way!!!!
GenesisNicole's Avatar
Bwahahahaha!!!

Classic!

G.N
all i can tell you is that they are getting younger everyday....not to mention dumber !
his mother brought him to an appointment and dropped him off for a private dance?
Dear ol Mom ..wish my mom would of taken me there when i was 12 or 13 ..lol

I was sitting here wondering what his conversation with mom would of been like after getting his first lap dance and handjob.
mom..baby did the pretty girl make you feel good?
son...yes momma and she had huge tittys'
Mom.. son did she kiss you down there?
Son.. Yes momma and she had on this dark red lipstick.

the rest is for you imagination !

Lol..wouldnt you have loved to have heard that conversation !!
  • Paven
  • 06-18-2011, 05:08 PM
Well he wasn't 13, he was 19 lol and he had $$$ for my whole show. It was a little off putting to hear and I can't believe he told me lol but he was very earnest. It's stuff like that that makes for great comedy, that's why I shared it here.

Oh p.s. I wear pink lipstick lol.
knotty man's Avatar
whats next,... "you my sister, your my sister!!" ala Joe Dirt
  • Paven
  • 06-18-2011, 05:29 PM
I don't get it..
knotty man's Avatar
youve never seen the movie joe dirt?
  • Paven
  • 06-18-2011, 05:47 PM
I know it's David Spade as Mullet man but I haven't seen it no. So that comment fell flat on me lol.
Mmmm I guess
GenesisNicole's Avatar
I get the joke Knotty!
DragonTongue's Avatar
Maybe it was Mom's alternative to "The Talk"....

My dad took me to a gentleman's club when I turned 18...
  • Paven
  • 06-18-2011, 11:18 PM
19 is a trifle late for "The Talk" me thinks.
well..Paven sweetie i hope you took it easy on the young gent.
It had me laughing so hard trying to think in my mind what his mom would of asked him when he got back in the car.
She might of done him a huge favor or ruined him for life..lol
But as good looking as Paven is im going for the huge favor end of the deal.
But pink lipstick or red i bet it was one hell of a story to tell momma when he got back in the car.
Lmao
DragonTongue's Avatar
very true