5 rules to remember in life...

And in this hobby...

1. Money cannot buy you happiness, but its a lot more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a park bench.

2. Forgive your enemy but always remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone who is in trouble and remember they will contact you again the next time they are in trouble.

4. A lot of people are still alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol and drugs do not solve your problems, but neither do milk and cookies.

6. Never DATY a girl if BSer seen her earlier that day.

1. Never pass up an opportunity to rest
2. Never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom
3. Never trust a fart
4. If you take a good shit and a good piss every morning at 6 make sure you do not sleep till 7
5. Never waste a hard-on you never know when it will be your last

Nah, never go for a Rob Roy special. That's where you have to close your eyes to get a blowjob because your taste in Hos is terrible.

Nah, never go for a Rob Roy special. That's where you have to close your eyes to get a blowjob because your taste in Hos is terrible. Originally Posted by bambino

How's the ho's board persona?

never bang a girl that knows blumax..............

Nah, never go for a Rob Roy special. That's where you have to close your eyes to get a blowjob because your taste in Hos is terrible. Originally Posted by bambino

Never see a girl right after RR unless you are hung like a horse too.

never bang a girl that knows blumax.............. Originally Posted by chizzy

Good call lolz

every one likes italian food....

Keep your eyes open while getting a BJ.

Notice: From this point on please use RR instead of the members handle to describe a RR special.

Notice: From this point on please use RR instead of the members handle to describe a RR special. Originally Posted by The2Dogs

The acronym is actually ECBJ.

Keep your eyes open while getting a BJ. Originally Posted by bambino