Four day trip report , May 2021

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So this trip report is a bit different. On my last trip I met a girl at Tropical Bar. We stayed in touch and when I told her that I would be in Tijuana she few in from Monterrey to work a little and hook up with me between shifts. So I didn't do any escort agencies, and I spent a lot of time doing touristy stuff in San Diego.

Saturday
Arrived in SD and did my usual run to the border on the trolley. I had an FMM printed out and ready. In the foreigners line they were calling people up one by one, looking at their passport and waving them through. When I got there I handed the guy my passport and my FMM and he directed me to wait at the kiosk. About 5 minutes later someone comes out, stamps my passport and the FMM and waves me through. So having the proper paperwork cost me a bit of time.

Arrived at Pueblo Amigo @ noon, too early to check in, so I left my bags at the front desk and went out for lunch. there's a new, fancy food court at the Quartz Spa Hotel down the street called "The Park". There are probably 15 different restaurants and you can order from any of them off a single menu. I had some ceviche and a taco from Lion Fish. Damned tasty and a really nice space close to my hotel. Kind of expensive, as one would expect at Quartz.

Finally got into my room at 2:30pm, just in time for a nap. I took an uber to the zona and had an early dinner of fried chicken at Pollo Milagro near the arch. After that I wandered the zona a bit checking out the clubs and alley. Everything seemed back to normal at this point, except the masks on the street.

Alejandra messaged me that her shift was going to be 7:00 pm to 4:00 am, and there was no way I was staying up that late, even with the nap, considering my early fight and the time zone change. So she agreed to come to my hotel on her "dinner break" and then go back to work. She got there around 9:00 and we had a good time for an hour before she headed back $100 richer. I went to bed right after.

Sunday
Woke up earlyish and worked on my laptop for a couple of hours, then ubered to the zona. I picked out a paradita standing outside La Carreta. Can't remember her name, but she was short and cute and quoted 500 for full service + 100 for the room. For $30 is wasn't a "bad" time, but she was a totally disinterested starfish. Still, mediocre sex for less than a lap dance here? I'll take it.

Ate lunch Birrieria Guadalajara just around the corner before heading into Adelita. While there I met Maricela from Oaxaca. We had a great time in the bar. She said she was new (they all do), and I promised I'd be back for her the next day. Gave her my number and she kept in touch through the day. She recommended a Oaxacan restaurant on Revo for dinner and I promised to check it out.

The restaurant was called Casa de la Tlayuda but I guess they changed their name to Piedra Santa? Both names are on the building, but they have two different web sites and two menus. But when I got there they only gave me the Piedra Santa menu. I asked and they said Casa de las Tlayudas is the same place. Tlayudas are a Oaxacan dish that's almost a pizza. It's a large tortilla made with a different kind of masa, and topped with a variety of different options. Unfortunately, due to the Oaxaca airport being closed, they were out of a lot of their traditional Oaxacan food, including tlayudas. I ended up with a delicious plate of pork ribs with a dark mole sauce (costillas con mole negro).

After dinner I walked down to the zona to see what was up. Alejandra was supposed to leave early Monday morning, so we had planned on her spending Sunday night with me and then leaving for the airport in the morning. But for some reason she changed her flight to Tuesday -- I think she wanted to work another shift, and of course one more session with me was guaranteed money. But with the extra day (and an extra shift), she again was working 7pm-4am. I hung out in the zona for a few hours waiting for her -- Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago. Plenty of options for killing time rubbing on cute girls.

Around 9:00 she messaged me to meet her and we jumped in a cab. When we got near the hotel she said she was actually hungry and asked the driver to take her somewhere close. Instead he starts driving towards Zona Rio. I'm getting increasingly annoyed, as there are a dozen restaurants within a short walk of the hotel. Finally I say no, somewhere closer, and he suggests Cochi's Place. It's a food court and has some decent options, and he drops us off there. But it's after 9:00 on a Sunday night, so no one serving food is open. Instead we walk 20 minutes back to my hotel and go to the restaurant, where she orders a bowl of soup (and a beer). Seriously?

We head up to the room and have a good time -- she's in no hurry to leave and we hang out for a while before she decides to head back to work around 11:00. I just do some work in my room and head to bed.

Monday
Got up in the morning and headed to the zona around 11:00. I reserved a $20 room at Coahuila just for the cheap base of operations, and because I knew I'd be looking for Maricela. She started working at noon and I found her right away. As we were sitting in the booth she wasn't as playful as before, but had her hand down my pants playing with the joystick pretty aggressively. Guess she knew I was interested. She wanted $100 + an extra $50 for bbbj. I should have bailed but little head was in charge. Talked her down to $100 including bbbj -- I was hoping that since it was my room we might have more than 30 minutes at that price. In the room, though, she was detached and boring. Followed directions but was very passive. Her coochie smelled even though I'm pretty sure I was the first of the day. Finished as fast as I could and sent her on her way. Would not repeat.

Around 1:00, I headed to San Diego for the afternoon. I took the ferry to Coronado and wandered around the island for a bit. I hadn't been there in 20 years, but it seemed like not much had changed. When I returned to the border, I just showed the agent my passport, not the FMM. He asked my business ("dinner with friends") and he waved me in.

Went back to Piedra Santa to ask about the tlayudas but they still hadn’t gotten the ingredients from Oaxaca, so I went to El Muchacho Alegre. Ordered ceviche and a fish filet topped with shrimp and cheese, both of which were excellent and decently priced. There was a band playing but I got a table as far away as possible, so it was tolerable. I would for sure go back.

At 9:00, Alejandra messaged that she would meet me at Tropical when her shift ended at midnight. I wandered the Zona for a bit. Chicago was boring. Hong Kong was promising but crowded, even on a Monday. Then like an idiot I went into Tropical without thinking. Alejandra was right at the door and recognized me even with the mask on. She grabbed me and we sat for a drink, but I wasn't going to keep buying her fichas. She said it made her uncomfortable for me to be there while she was working. So, she agreed to meet me at my hotel, rather than have me hang around in the zona waiting for her (and potentially meeting other girls?).

So I decided to hang out in the zona and meet other girls. Adelitas had lots of hotties and would have been great if I had the time to stay. Met Luna de Verá Cruz. Hoy shit this chick is gorgeous. Funny and sexy, if a bit too thin. I may have to come back for her another day. She works 10pm-6am, so not in the club for daytime fun. I should have grabbed her number for Tuesday pre-shift. I retrieved my stuff from my room at Coahuila and returned to my hotel.

Despite her shift ending at midnight, Alejandra didn’t arrive until 1:30am, and then she had to be up at 7am for her flight. She was still wound up from her shift and wasn’t interested in sleep at all. She said some guy insisted on sex without a condom, and when she said no he refused to pay for the session. Apparently the police were called and it was a damper on her final shift. After a couple of beers, she relaxed enough to go to bed. Sex was as good as ever, and we snuggled together for the couple of hours before she had to leave. This time I gave her 2500 pesos ($125) since that was the cost of her plane ticket.

Tuesday
After seeing Alejandra off, I went back to sleep until 9:00. I headed to the border and took the trolley and bus all the way to la Jolla. It was a good two hours, but considering my lack of sleep I didn’t mind the time relaxing away from the zona. Spent the day hiking along the cliffs, riding a scooter around town, and generally enjoying the decent weather.

Around 6:00 I returned to TJ. The customs agent asked the purpose of my visit and I said, “Dinner with friends” He said, “Didn’t you do that yesterday?” I replied, “I have lots of friends”. He filled out an FMM and waved me through.

Dinner was at La Corriente Cevicheria Mas Nais, which is my go-to when I don’t want to think about where to go. After dinner I wandered the zona checking out the various clubs but wasn’t feeling the energy. This was the only day I’ve ever spent in Tijuana without even taking up even one girl. I had one session Saturday (Alejandra), two on Sunday (street girl then Alejandra), and two on Monday (Maricela and Alejandra).

Wednesday
I got up in the morning and did some shopping on Revo for some gifts, before packing and heading to the border. I crossed @ noon to get to airport. The trip home was uneventful.

Not the best trip. It was complicated by a couple of things. Biggest one was that I spent WAY too much time waiting around for women. I don’t know why I keep believing latinas when they promise to meet me at a certain time. There were a couple of days that I would definitely have gotten an escort had I known how late Alejandra would be every time we were supposed to meet. Plus, her promise of wanting to spend all her time in Tijuana and sleep with me every night was clearly bullshit – she was more interested in her shifts. Had I known the Sunday TLN would become a dinner date and the Monday TLN would be 2:00-7:00am, I would have done things differently.

Oh well. A mediocre four days in Tijuana is better than four great days in Missouri. I’ll be back as soon as I can. I just may not tell Alejandra next time.
thelongtallcoolone's Avatar
So this trip report is a bit different. On my last trip I met a girl at Tropical Bar. We stayed in touch and when I told her that I would be in Tijuana she few in from Monterrey to work a little and hook up with me between shifts. So I didn't do any escort agencies, and I spent a lot of time doing touristy stuff in San Diego.

Saturday
Arrived in SD and did my usual run to the border on the trolley. I had an FMM printed out and ready. In the foreigners line they were calling people up one by one, looking at their passport and waving them through. When I got there I handed the guy my passport and my FMM and he directed me to wait at the kiosk. About 5 minutes later someone comes out, stamps my passport and the FMM and waves me through. So having the proper paperwork cost me a bit of time.

Arrived at Pueblo Amigo @ noon, too early to check in, so I left my bags at the front desk and went out for lunch. there's a new, fancy food court at the Quartz Spa Hotel down the street called "The Park". There are probably 15 different restaurants and you can order from any of them off a single menu. I had some ceviche and a taco from Lion Fish. Damned tasty and a really nice space close to my hotel. Kind of expensive, as one would expect at Quartz.

Finally got into my room at 2:30pm, just in time for a nap. I took an uber to the zona and had an early dinner of fried chicken at Pollo Milagro near the arch. After that I wandered the zona a bit checking out the clubs and alley. Everything seemed back to normal at this point, except the masks on the street.

Alejandra messaged me that her shift was going to be 7:00 pm to 4:00 am, and there was no way I was staying up that late, even with the nap, considering my early fight and the time zone change. So she agreed to come to my hotel on her "dinner break" and then go back to work. She got there around 9:00 and we had a good time for an hour before she headed back $100 richer. I went to bed right after.

Sunday
Woke up earlyish and worked on my laptop for a couple of hours, then ubered to the zona. I picked out a paradita standing outside La Carreta. Can't remember her name, but she was short and cute and quoted 500 for full service + 100 for the room. For $30 is wasn't a "bad" time, but she was a totally disinterested starfish. Still, mediocre sex for less than a lap dance here? I'll take it.

Ate lunch Birrieria Guadalajara just around the corner before heading into Adelita. While there I met Maricela from Oaxaca. We had a great time in the bar. She said she was new (they all do), and I promised I'd be back for her the next day. Gave her my number and she kept in touch through the day. She recommended a Oaxacan restaurant on Revo for dinner and I promised to check it out.

The restaurant was called Casa de la Tlayuda but I guess they changed their name to Piedra Santa? Both names are on the building, but they have two different web sites and two menus. But when I got there they only gave me the Piedra Santa menu. I asked and they said Casa de las Tlayudas is the same place. Tlayudas are a Oaxacan dish that's almost a pizza. It's a large tortilla made with a different kind of masa, and topped with a variety of different options. Unfortunately, due to the Oaxaca airport being closed, they were out of a lot of their traditional Oaxacan food, including tlayudas. I ended up with a delicious plate of pork ribs with a dark mole sauce (costillas con mole negro).

After dinner I walked down to the zona to see what was up. Alejandra was supposed to leave early Monday morning, so we had planned on her spending Sunday night with me and then leaving for the airport in the morning. But for some reason she changed her flight to Tuesday -- I think she wanted to work another shift, and of course one more session with me was guaranteed money. But with the extra day (and an extra shift), she again was working 7pm-4am. I hung out in the zona for a few hours waiting for her -- Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago. Plenty of options for killing time rubbing on cute girls.

Around 9:00 she messaged me to meet her and we jumped in a cab. When we got near the hotel she said she was actually hungry and asked the driver to take her somewhere close. Instead he starts driving towards Zona Rio. I'm getting increasingly annoyed, as there are a dozen restaurants within a short walk of the hotel. Finally I say no, somewhere closer, and he suggests Cochi's Place. It's a food court and has some decent options, and he drops us off there. But it's after 9:00 on a Sunday night, so no one serving food is open. Instead we walk 20 minutes back to my hotel and go to the restaurant, where she orders a bowl of soup (and a beer). Seriously?

We head up to the room and have a good time -- she's in no hurry to leave and we hang out for a while before she decides to head back to work around 11:00. I just do some work in my room and head to bed.

Monday
Got up in the morning and headed to the zona around 11:00. I reserved a $20 room at Coahuila just for the cheap base of operations, and because I knew I'd be looking for Maricela. She started working at noon and I found her right away. As we were sitting in the booth she wasn't as playful as before, but had her hand down my pants playing with the joystick pretty aggressively. Guess she knew I was interested. She wanted $100 + an extra $50 for bbbj. I should have bailed but little head was in charge. Talked her down to $100 including bbbj -- I was hoping that since it was my room we might have more than 30 minutes at that price. In the room, though, she was detached and boring. Followed directions but was very passive. Her coochie smelled even though I'm pretty sure I was the first of the day. Finished as fast as I could and sent her on her way. Would not repeat.

Around 1:00, I headed to San Diego for the afternoon. I took the ferry to Coronado and wandered around the island for a bit. I hadn't been there in 20 years, but it seemed like not much had changed. When I returned to the border, I just showed the agent my passport, not the FMM. He asked my business ("dinner with friends") and he waved me in.

Went back to Piedra Santa to ask about the tlayudas but they still hadn’t gotten the ingredients from Oaxaca, so I went to El Muchacho Alegre. Ordered ceviche and a fish filet topped with shrimp and cheese, both of which were excellent and decently priced. There was a band playing but I got a table as far away as possible, so it was tolerable. I would for sure go back.

At 9:00, Alejandra messaged that she would meet me at Tropical when her shift ended at midnight. I wandered the Zona for a bit. Chicago was boring. Hong Kong was promising but crowded, even on a Monday. Then like an idiot I went into Tropical without thinking. Alejandra was right at the door and recognized me even with the mask on. She grabbed me and we sat for a drink, but I wasn't going to keep buying her fichas. She said it made her uncomfortable for me to be there while she was working. So, she agreed to meet me at my hotel, rather than have me hang around in the zona waiting for her (and potentially meeting other girls?).

So I decided to hang out in the zona and meet other girls. Adelitas had lots of hotties and would have been great if I had the time to stay. Met Luna de Verá Cruz. Hoy shit this chick is gorgeous. Funny and sexy, if a bit too thin. I may have to come back for her another day. She works 10pm-6am, so not in the club for daytime fun. I should have grabbed her number for Tuesday pre-shift. I retrieved my stuff from my room at Coahuila and returned to my hotel.

Despite her shift ending at midnight, Alejandra didn’t arrive until 1:30am, and then she had to be up at 7am for her flight. She was still wound up from her shift and wasn’t interested in sleep at all. She said some guy insisted on sex without a condom, and when she said no he refused to pay for the session. Apparently the police were called and it was a damper on her final shift. After a couple of beers, she relaxed enough to go to bed. Sex was as good as ever, and we snuggled together for the couple of hours before she had to leave. This time I gave her 2500 pesos ($125) since that was the cost of her plane ticket.

Tuesday
After seeing Alejandra off, I went back to sleep until 9:00. I headed to the border and took the trolley and bus all the way to la Jolla. It was a good two hours, but considering my lack of sleep I didn’t mind the time relaxing away from the zona. Spent the day hiking along the cliffs, riding a scooter around town, and generally enjoying the decent weather.

Around 6:00 I returned to TJ. The customs agent asked the purpose of my visit and I said, “Dinner with friends” He said, “Didn’t you do that yesterday?” I replied, “I have lots of friends”. He filled out an FMM and waved me through.

Dinner was at La Corriente Cevicheria Mas Nais, which is my go-to when I don’t want to think about where to go. After dinner I wandered the zona checking out the various clubs but wasn’t feeling the energy. This was the only day I’ve ever spent in Tijuana without even taking up even one girl. I had one session Saturday (Alejandra), two on Sunday (street girl then Alejandra), and two on Monday (Maricela and Alejandra).

Wednesday
I got up in the morning and did some shopping on Revo for some gifts, before packing and heading to the border. I crossed @ noon to get to airport. The trip home was uneventful.

Not the best trip. It was complicated by a couple of things. Biggest one was that I spent WAY too much time waiting around for women. I don’t know why I keep believing latinas when they promise to meet me at a certain time. There were a couple of days that I would definitely have gotten an escort had I known how late Alejandra would be every time we were supposed to meet. Plus, her promise of wanting to spend all her time in Tijuana and sleep with me every night was clearly bullshit – she was more interested in her shifts. Had I known the Sunday TLN would become a dinner date and the Monday TLN would be 2:00-7:00am, I would have done things differently.

Oh well. A mediocre four days in Tijuana is better than four great days in Missouri. I’ll be back as soon as I can. I just may not tell Alejandra next time. Originally Posted by KCQuestor
Good stuff...I am heading there for (4) days starting on the 30th...
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KC, questions for you? I have a couple of Chicas booked for my upcoming visit. Who would you say are the most timely of the Agencies? I am trying to fill up my calendar LOL and want to avoid getting backed up( it is Mexico I know, so punctuality is not exactly a virtue) by Chicas being late.
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Copied from other thread:

Mexican chicas are almost always late. If your plans depend on them being on time, you should expect to miss some deadlines. In the past two years, I've only used Musas for agency girls. Some Mileroticos and Seeking girls are good at being close to on time, but some are not. If a girl is within 30 minutes of the appointment, I call it a win.

Remember that a lot of these girls are getting a taxi from way out in the sticks. They have to call the car and then come all the way to your hotel. They ALWAYS seem to misjudge how long that will take. I could show you messages from 10 different girls who told me at 6:05 that they were just "getting the uber now" for our 6:00 date.
KC you're inspiring me to renew my passport and go to Tijuana everyday reading these encounter reports man. I'm planning to go Late July early August. GREAT POST
  • bobst
  • 05-26-2021, 08:40 AM
Another great post
Thank You
Thanks for sharing this post with us.
greeky's Avatar
I’ll be there soon on a Tuesday night or Wednesday day fun. Where would be the best place to go for a great time without the guessing. It’s my first trip to TJ. And I would love to make it a pleasurable one. Please share or DM me. Thanks!
KCQuestor's Avatar
Are you staying overnight? If so, where? It makes all the difference.

Every guy should go to Hong Kong bar at least once. It's not the best value -- you'll probably pay $80-$100 for a half hour of sex. Plus the cost of the room if you aren't staying at their hotel (Cascadas). Plus the cost of any drinks or tips you hand out while searching for "the one". It could easily end up at $150 for a 30 minute session. You'll have to negotiate for any special service, including BBBJ, and every girl is different. There are better values out there, but nowhere that it's so easy and with so much variety. It's like an adult Disneyland (and you know Disney isn't cheap!).

There are lots of other bars in the Zona but on a Tuesday night or Wednesday day, Hong Kong will have the most options. Check out Adelita Bar and Chicago Club. Prices will be similar unless you are very good at negotiating or get lucky. But they have different feels than Hong Kong. Just know that if you have a room at Cascadas, you'll need to pay about $20 for a room at the Adelita or Chicago hotel. Girls can't go back with you to your room during their shift.

If you feel adventurous and want to save some money, the street girls around the back entrance of Hong Kong (the street called "the alley") are all available. You'll pay about 600-800 pesos ($30-40 dollars) plus another $5 to their hotel for about 15-20 minutes of sex. Street girls ("paraditas") are a great value, but you have to really be able to negotiate in Spanish or else you'll get the gringo prices, which can be double. You also have to negotiate every single thing you want. "Basic" service can be had for like $15 but she just pulls down her pants and bends over for a few minutes. If you want her to take off her clothes, give a CBJ, do multiple positions, those are all extra. And forget about GFE. But you can't beat a quick poke for the cost of a lap dance in the US.

If you want the overall best value, go with an escort. You'll pay $100-$150, so about the same as at Hong Kong, but she'll be there for the full hour and GFE service is the norm. You'll need a room at a hotel outside the zona -- NOT a room at Cascades. if you don't have a hotel room, you'll need to pay $30 or so for a 4-hour room at a love motel like Mansion or Premiere.

Have fun! Feel free to PM me with any questions.
greeky's Avatar
Thanks bud. I truly appreciate the info. I will be arriving Tuesday in San Diego. Gonna do some lunch and in the evening or night I’m planning a trip across. I’ll be walking across so any tips on how to get there would be great. I’m wanting to do the HK just for that experience. On Tuesday. Then Wednesday morning I’ll be back in TJ for a few days. But with friends arriving late Wednesday. So I gotta get some okay before they arrive. I know it’s the world famous HK and I see post that leave very little regret. So I gotta give it a go and be able to report back my exp.
KCQuestor's Avatar
If you don't have a car, you have a couple of options to get to the border. You can uber (or any other taxi/car service) for $40+. It will take 30 minutes or so and they will drop you off at the crossing called "PedEast". That's the old pedestrian crossing ("PedWest" is closed to pedestrians since COVID). There are services that will drive you down from San Diego, and some will even cross the border and drop you right off at Hong Kong, but they will cost $100+.

I save a bit of money and take public transport. It will cost $2.50-$7.00 and will take 45-60 minutes. So you have to decide if your time is worth the money.

From the airport you can take the 992 bus to downtown San Diego for $2.50. I don't know where you are staying or what you are doing during the day, so this may not be where you want to be. Just know that SD has a really good public transport system and a day pass for $7 will get you pretty much wherever you need to go.

From downtown San Diego, take the Blue Line trolley south to the San Ysidro station (last stop). The Blue Line runs all through downtown SD, but if you are further out you may need to take a connecting train. The final stop on the Blue Line is literally at the border crossing. Just follow the crowds to walk across.

They may make you purchase a tourist permit (called an FMM). The FMM is supposed to be free for stays under seven days, but often they make you buy the six-month version for $30 just because they know you don't have a valid reason for crossing. If you do pay $30, keep the paperwork and re-use it when you cross back the next day. If you paid for an FMM you can use the "Mexican" line rather than the "Foreigner" line, so it's kind of handy. Of course you may not want your friends to know that you have been across already, lol!

Once across the border, hop in a cab and tell them "Hong Kong" and there you are.

Feel free to message me if you have other questions.