The Recession hits everybody in the US ........
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
- Sweet N Little
- 02-12-2011, 12:24 AM
- roscoe14850
- 02-12-2011, 04:53 AM
I especially like 4,7,9 and the last one!
- xtrem
- 02-12-2011, 06:59 AM
good one!!!!
- Fast Gunn
- 02-12-2011, 09:25 AM
Where do you find your wonderful material, Sweet N Little?
Those are some really hilarious lines
You've given new meaning to "Repossessed" and we'd better watch out for the suicide hot-line responders too!
Those are some really hilarious lines
You've given new meaning to "Repossessed" and we'd better watch out for the suicide hot-line responders too!
- Sweet N Little
- 02-12-2011, 09:30 AM
Where do you find your wonderful material, Sweet N Little?
my brother sends alot of it to me
my brother sends alot of it to me
- 4pse
- 02-12-2011, 10:26 AM
I personally like this one:
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
Good stuff!
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
Good stuff!
- JahiaraQ
- 02-12-2011, 12:25 PM
lmao.... love it
- tia travels
- 02-19-2011, 02:10 PM
They're all good....but I like this one:
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!