Urban Dictionary: Progressive

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Progressive
1)An epitaph for a radical-liberal or socialist.

2)Someone whose pneumatic demagoguery tends to cloud their judgment.

3)Someone who makes acyrologia of the words "logic" and "science."

4)Someone who believes all Scandinavian propaganda on how great socialism is, yet fails to realize how authoritarian things have become there.

5)People who ignore the +100 million who have died under socialist rule.

6)People who protest the killing and eating of animals while they vacuum out a human fetus from their/their girlfriends uterus.

7)Have lived off their parents until their late 20's early 30's.

8)Someone who thinks the government can fix everything by forcing people to be good at gun point.

9)A plague of dogmatism.
"Those Nazis' sure were progressive."

"Starving Russian mothers eating their dead children? Doesn't get more progressive than THAT!"



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Progressive
A term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal.

These fools are frequently self-loathing, unsuccessful losers who can only feel better by projecting their failures onto their opponents.

A "Progressive" is identified by the following behaviors/beliefs:

- Knows what is best for everybody else
- Claims to be well-informed even though they get their news/talking points from the Daily KOS and/or MSNBC

- Believes that personal wealth is evil yrt they fawn over wealthy celebrities and limousine liberals

- Believes corporations and profit are evil, and will tweet about this 24/7 on their fancy iPad

- Thinks name-calling and demonizing opponents is the same as debate

- Accuses every person with a dissenting view of being a racist

- Supported Occupy Wall Street from the comfort of their living room, not the rape tent

- Drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker
- Believes in the rights of everyone, except those who disagree

- Thinks the Constitution is flawed because they can't control all 3 branches of government

- Believes YOUR success could only have come at THEIR expense

- Believes Al Gore is right about global warming, even though his carbon footprint 100X of the average person

- Thinks voter identification is racist, because it discriminates against dead people
Conservative: I believe in personal responsibility and smaller government

Progressive: You racist hate-monger

Conservative: You said you believed in equal rights for everybody

Progressive: Racist! You should die!

Yep, shame that socialists hijacked the terms Progressive and Globalism and warped them into something completely opposite.

Yup ^^^^

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Die Racists? We want you racists alive. You are a bunch of scardy cats and wont dare voice your opinions in public. Come out pajama boys

Die Racists? We want you racists alive. You are a bunch of scardy cats and wont dare voice your opinions in public. Come out pajama boys Originally Posted by themystic

Do I need to start calling you polly...it's time for you to come up with a new shtick...it, like you...is getting old.

Do I need to start calling you polly...it's time for you to come up with a new shtick...it, like you...is getting old. Originally Posted by bb1961

aww pajama boy. its going to be ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3cxh4uLdn8

aww pajama boy. its going to be ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3cxh4uLdn8 Originally Posted by themystic

Dick-Head

dick·head
[ˈdikˌhed]
NOUN
vulgar slang
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person, particularly a man.
synonyms:
idiot · ass · halfwit · nincompoop · blockhead · buffoon · dunce · dolt · ignoramus · cretin · imbecile · dullard · moron · simpleton · clod · dope · ninny · chump · dimwit ·

Die Racists? We want you racists alive. You are a bunch of scaredy cats and wont dare voice your opinions in public. Come out pajama boys Originally Posted by themystic

ftfy!



its scaredy, not scardy! dammit!!!

Let's not forget that progressives and democrats were behind the sterilization laws of last century. Margaret Sanger was a progressive and she gave lectures to Nazi visitors about euthanasia and abortion (she really did, no joke). The Holocaust has democratic roots.

Let's not forget that progressives and democrats were behind the sterilization laws of last century. Margaret Sanger was a progressive and she gave lectures to Nazi visitors about euthanasia and abortion (she really did, no joke). The Holocaust has democratic roots. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn

She was also a racist.

Santorum

progressive= a lying sack of hypocrisy

Let's not forget that progressives and democrats were behind the sterilization laws of last century. Margaret Sanger was a progressive and she gave lectures to Nazi visitors about euthanasia and abortion (she really did, no joke). The Holocaust has democratic roots. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn

The nazi’s likewise used the dimocrat Jim Crow laws as a foundation for their Nuremberg laws

Both Jim Crow and planned parent hood were aimed at blacks in america, the nazi’s saw that and then had their laws and camps to likewise dispose of the Jews and other “undesirables”

Not much has changed to this date with the dims

progressive meaning--

A worthless lazy bum that has no answers to anything and that obstructs the American way! A perpetual bullied victim that is never happy. A complete dredge on society. Someone who cowers in a corner when asked to do anything yet bitches they're treated unfairly! Someone who abuses the first amendment for their gain but wants to totally eradicate the second amendment! To sum up? A progressive is a total waste of oxygen carbon and water!