Dirty Talk

So I read a dirty talk post earlier that reminded me of a thread I wanted to post awhile back.

I actually pretty much suck at dirty talk - and not like "hott suck", more like "eh suck". I'm luke warm at best when it comes to this highly rewarding BCD talent. I want to learn!!! Every time I wanna say something I get stage fright!!

So, my question is what is some of the best dirty talk you have ever heard, said or otherwise encountered? How was it said? When was it said?

Conversely, are there things you have heard that were supposed to be dirty talk but failed miserably (and please don't name me directly lol)? Seriously, have u ever heard something and were just like wtf are you trying to communicate here???


So let's have it! The good the bad the ugly and the sent u into shooting your load dirty talk!
muffin101's Avatar
I like it when the girl's agreed to cim and she says "just let me know"

Or when I'm apologizing for my insensitive dick she says "take your time"

I love it when they are just trying to get theirs so this could be a lot of non-verbal utterances and rubbing themselves (or good acting)

Oh I'm actually really bad at RL dirty talk like you THN.

I sure do type dirty tho!!
txman123's Avatar
one of the most memorable
Mounted for cg by my lady, who I was seeing pretty regularly.
Just barley getting into her when I blurted out something like "YOU'RE MY G..D... WHORE - RIGHT NOW", "NOBODY ELSE GETS THIS PUSSY, JUST ME". She came back with "YOUR WHORE BABY, NO ONE ELSE, NO ONE ELSE, FUCK ME BABY".
It spiraled upward from there.
May not sound much different from what you've said and heard, but you had to be there.
Now before you jump on me, I am a grown man and I do know this is a business, but the IOP is a great part of it.
And, at least for an hour or so, there is no one else.
Not counting 3 somes, gangbangs, etc.
txman123's Avatar
And - THN,
I have a hard time believing you are not a great dirty talker when it gets down to the 'nut cutting'.
Pardon the cattle raising reference.
Skout's Avatar
  • Skout
  • 02-26-2014, 08:56 PM
If anything comes across as an act or feels fake in anyway, I'm out. Relax, get caught up in the moment and if dirty talk flows naturally, it works. Try to put on a show and it falls flat, every time.
Haha. Cattle prod away.

I swear I get stage fright. And its not bc I'm not feeling it, I just haven't honed in on talking dirty. I can cuss like a drunken sailor but getting myself to voice what I like and what I'm liking BCD has been challenging at best as a provider.

I'm always wondering if they will think I'm being disingenuous or "acting". All I can ever really get out is "FCUK YES! FCUK YES! FCUK YES!" bc it DOES feel good and I WANT him to keep Fcuking me. Lmao. I sound like such a ninny!
bigphd's Avatar
Same here I suck at dirty talk but hearing it is a turn on for sure
OldGrump's Avatar
I prefer gentler talk with specifics only when direction is needed.

ie: put it in your mouth vs suck my dick
get inside me vs fuck me
oh that feels good vs aren't you ever going to cum?
let's cuddle vs is it in yet?
When I first moved to the US and still very timid about my spoken English ability, I used to say "Me luv yuuu long tymme!" LOLOLOL…I'm kidding!!! In college, I used to memorize dirty talk on porn to say to my boyfriend I was dating at the time. It was pathetic!
txman123's Avatar
THN,

I bet 'FCUK YES' sounds sexy/dirty as hell coming from you, would probably make me babble like a baby
See my PM
Skout's Avatar
  • Skout
  • 02-26-2014, 09:49 PM
Haha. Cattle prod away.

I swear I get stage fright. And its not bc I'm not feeling it, I just haven't honed in on talking dirty. I can cuss like a drunken sailor but getting myself to voice what I like and what I'm liking BCD has been challenging at best as a provider.

I'm always wondering if they will think I'm being disingenuous or "acting". All I can ever really get out is "FCUK YES! FCUK YES! FCUK YES!" bc it DOES feel good and I WANT him to keep Fcuking me. Lmao. I sound like such a ninny! Originally Posted by thathottnurse
I suppose there are plenty of clients who are asking a provider to fulfill a fantasy. For me, however, I like to connect which may be a tall order for some people. I don't requite dirty talk. Rather, I'd like to reach a level of comfort and enjoy the pleasures that come with it. Dirty talk is irrelevant; an honest expression of your enjoyment is what sells me.
When I first moved to the US and still very timid about my spoken English ability, I used to say "Me luv yuuu long tymme!" LOLOLOL…I'm kidding!!! Originally Posted by samantha thom
#ESLproblems LOL!!!!!!!! I can relate!!!!!!!!!!!
THN...practice makes perfect. You just have to do it and mean it.

I'm the queen of dirty talkers.

Are you going to take me home and fuck me?

(In the car) give me your hand and see how wet you're making me...

(Licking his fingers) ahhhh...I taste so good...don't you think I taste good? Are you going to fuck me with your tongue when we get home?

God, I can hardly wait for you to fuck me...should we pull over?

And so on and so on....

I could go on forever! Lol
THN. I met a flight attendant for Air France at the officer's club in my youth. She spoke very little English. I have no idea what she was saying during the love making but it sound hot as hell.

During my first encounter with Traci Brooks she said, "tell me that I am a pretty little slut." I love it when a woman takes the lead.

THN. Invest in Rosetta Stone for Italian. Ha.
I would throw out a random guess here and say that Lilmynx is the goddess of dirty talk. .

Teach me mistress!!!