Just to be clear...

I keep getting messages asking about my menu. If anyone fully reads my ads, then they would know what I do and don't offer. Well, that's what you think anyways. This post is to make it known that yes my menu had changed and I do offer more than I did when I first started. I just don't do bizarre requests. Now that this is stated, I hope I do not get anymore messages about my menu. You have to understand that it's tiring to have to explain myself to each person.

Also, you cannot base an experience on one review. I've had people tell me to explain why I have received a bad review(s) and the simple answer is...everyone is different, some people clash, others don't. If you want to have a good time with me, all you have to do is be nice and respectful. It's not a hard thing to do.

With this said, I hope this decreases the questions and increase understanding.

Have a good one and be safe!
😘
Do you offer BBCR?
I keep getting messages asking about my menu. If anyone fully reads my ads, then they would know what I do and don't offer. Well, that's what you think anyways. This post is to make it known that yes my menu had changed and I do offer more than I did when I first started. I just don't do bizarre requests. Now that this is stated, I hope I do not get anymore messages about my menu. You have to understand that it's tiring to have to explain myself to each person.

Also, you cannot base an experience on one review. I've had people tell me to explain why I have received a bad review(s) and the simple answer is...everyone is different, some people clash, others don't. If you want to have a good time with me, all you have to do is be nice and respectful. It's not a hard thing to do.

With this said, I hope this decreases the questions and increase understanding.

Have a good one and be safe!
😘 Originally Posted by Jemma Martin

Duly noted.

albundy's Avatar
I just read your latest ad. Damn, it's long. Might be one of the problems. Guys probably just start scanning over it instead of reading every little thing if it's too long.

Also, I'm betting that I can guess what menu item you are getting asked about the most. You list three things that you don't do. But there is one BIG thing that is missing from the list. Can you guess what it is?

Here's your list from that ad:

"The 3 most important things I do not offer and why......

1.) Anal. I think the reason is self explanatory.

2.) Deep Throat because I have a gag reflex, but I do my best.

3.) DFK because it makes me feel uncomfortable."

^^^
The thing I'm thinking of is conspicuous by it's absence.

BTW - I love that you're hot as fuck and a metal chick. Also, big thumbs up for being stripper slide friendly and putting that in your ads. Of course, that being in the ad and no mention of the other big thing makes it seem like you might be open to the faith.

Here's the ad: (by the way, what exactly is a "covered" BBBJ?!?)

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1724902&highlight=

Also, maybe you should put your menu on your showcase. No mention of what you do or don't do is on it.

(You're freakin' smokin' hot, by the way.)
bbkid's Avatar
  • bbkid
  • 05-27-2016, 05:48 AM
Don't pay attention to the haters, baby. Those of us who love you for who you are, and what you are, totally get it. Have a GREAT holiday weekend!
Wakeup's Avatar
In case you missed it Jemma, Al is saying you offer BBFS...
milagro1970's Avatar
Jemma is smoking hot.
tbone77494's Avatar
Pretty sure that's what he implied (bbfs) and pretty sure Jemma doesn't go there. Anyway Jemma - good luck, but dudes aren't likely to get better at reading. The naked women pics are far too distracting for us to concentrate.
chicagoboy's Avatar
In case you missed it Jemma, Al is saying you offer BBFS... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Or BBCR?
I keep getting messages asking about my menu. If anyone fully reads my ads, then they would know what I do and don't offer. Well, that's what you think anyways. This post is to make it known that yes my menu had changed and I do offer more than I did when I first started. I just don't do bizarre requests. Now that this is stated, I hope I do not get anymore messages about my menu. You have to understand that it's tiring to have to explain myself to each person.

Also, you cannot base an experience on one review. I've had people tell me to explain why I have received a bad review(s) and the simple answer is...everyone is different, some people clash, others don't. If you want to have a good time with me, all you have to do is be nice and respectful. It's not a hard thing to do.

With this said, I hope this decreases the questions and increase understanding.

Have a good one and be safe!
�� Originally Posted by Jemma Martin
People don't read ... much. You could help yourself out by being more succinct in your ad/showcase:

Client Profile:
1.) 25 years+ gentlemen who are respectful of women
2.) No Drugs or Alcohol
3.) Outcalls only to Hotels/Motels except for walk-in hotels. No downtown locations
4.) Selective AA policy (open only to AA's with good references).
5.) P411 3+ required
6) No beastiality, couple sessions, three ways, bisexuality, or dominatrix.
7.) 1 hour minimum session time.
10.) Dinner dates or Overnights for regulars only.

Do's
1.) CIM
2.) CFS, MSOG in multiple positions Doggie, MISH, Surfboard, CG, Sideways
3.) BBBJ with CIM and/or CBJ (at client's option. No DT)
4.) HJ
5.) Boob Play...but my nipples are sensitive so need to be very gentle.
6.) LFK
7.) Stripper Slide
8.) Butt play, but not anal
9) Biting (I love to be bitten...it's a huge turn on)

Dont's

1) BBFS
2) DFK
3) Anal
4) DT
What he said ^

Add too long
Man brain not read good
Make bullet points. No attention span.
Keep under 20 words in paragraphs

Proper marketing is on you. Adapt to your clientele. Do not expect them to adapt to you.
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I still don't see King Kong.
JohnnyYanks's Avatar
Vague Showcase = confused mongers = annoying questions and incorrect assumptions = stupid threADs as rebuttal.
FrontRunner's Avatar
I keep getting messages asking about my menu. If anyone fully reads my ads, then they would know what I do and don't offer. Originally Posted by Jemma Martin
Also, maybe you should put your menu on your showcase. No mention of what you do or don't do is on it. Originally Posted by albundy
Keep in mind that some people will only see your showcase and not your ads. Not everyone browses the site the same way. Someone may see you posting or read one of your reviews, go to your showcase, and then contact you without ever seeing one of your ads.
LocoLobo's Avatar
I think that's a covered BJ where they guy *thinks* he's getting a BBBJ. But who knows with you Texans! :-)