I am truly sympathetic to your affliction of "Yellow Fever". I am not sure whether to be complimented by the recent attention that you have shown in my presence in Austin, or to be concerned both for my safety as well as your sanity. But, I must tell you that I am more accustomed to being the stalker, and not the stalkee. I almost understand your obsession with Asian men, but let me assure you that there are in fact other eligible Korean (your stated preference) men in the Austin hobby community that you will find more than qualified to administer to your Yellow Fever. Rand Al'Thor with whom you appear to have established a rapport with is of the correct persuASION. After all, in the heat of passion, one Asian dude looks pretty much like another...
At this point, you have left me no choice but to disclose that the pictures you may have seen as my current and past avatars are more than a few months old... well maybe a few decades. I have also gained a few pounds (or kilos), and on a vertically challenged frame, I will confess to you that I am no longer a spinner. Also, a few hair follicles have migrated from my head to places not normally visible to the public. The picture below from the last strip club luncheon pretty much captures my current physical and mental state. I apologize sincerely for any false expectations that you may have about me.
