Marcus I see you have everything under control here. Well except Huskerman 23 LOL. I thought perhaps we were going to help out and start some interesting threADS but I don't thinck there's any way to top this one.
Fucking a jar of Mayo is that a regional thing? I'm not judging here but that's a new one for me.
Attention Walmart shoppers. Today while supplies last we have Hellman's Mayonnaise on special. Remember don't buy that fancy lube for having sex Mayo will do the trick. We have all the jar sizes on sale..
goat dick jar (tiny) pig dick jar (small) sheep dick jar (Medium) bull dick jar (Large) NOTE: These are left over from last year... never sold any.