my penis went to the well..need advice

So my just over two year utr rings me the other day, much later than normal and way to close to her boyfriends return home , before i can actually drop what I was doing , travel time and fun time, but what the hell, I first tried to put her call out of my mind, but my penis soon had me calling her back and driving in her direction.

Get to the door on the street and she hugs me while looking down the sidewalk for signs of her mans impending return..BAD SIGN, yeah I'm very aware,where cutting it close to the BONE here.......................... ....... but THAT ASS!

anyways, long story short, were in the middle of some standing doggie and the boyfriend smashes his body into the door,, I guess usually he can just turn the handle and walk right in so I guess wasnt expecting it to be locked..ooooppps..

I yank my shorts back up, still wearing the sloppy cover thats soon going to become painfully dried and stuck to my cock, if I dont get outta there soon, not really much time here for getting to know you chit chat, and I really didnt want to seem impolite..but..

so obviously he becomes VERY annoyed cause the doors locked and starts banging on it with his fist yelling "what the FUCK! open the fucking door"!...
honestly, I m starting to get alittle concerned, but just told my self to remain calm and non chelant, we are just " old friends " afterall...were fully clothed at this point and im just sitting there waiting for whatever to occur..

She lets him in and hes pretty pissed when he sees me and obviously is like "who the FUCK is THIS"...
Im like , hey man, Im just a friend, and he starts going off on her about how shes "sucking my cock' and the usual allegations.
looks at me and says, get the FUCK outta here.. cant argue with that,

I get a text half hour later, shes kicked out with just her cloths, I say, you still have your cash ? right? ,, she like yah, im going to my moms..alls well that ends well right??

NOT exactly..so heres my question

How the HELL do I get these two kids BACK TOGETHOR??

my small head thinking just got me evicted right out of a comfortable incall!

NOW!, Im gonna have to waste time and gas and energy finding a hotel or driving to my place, and thats really going to start burning into my work day and budget..
any advice here???....................... .................. as Im NOT usually a great "match maker" would be aprechiated

Now lets start brainstorming on how we can fasttrack these two back into harmonial relationship bliss please and
thanks

This sounds like she wanted to get found out. As the two I see that have SO's most of the time meet me at NoTellHotel. Or have me pick up at a Applebees or someplace like that for a drink first. One was playin with a boytoy for a short time. So no one gave a fuck, let the toy cry.

First you need to find out, was she testing him, or you. Lets hope errrr lets not go there.

back in a bit

they know each other, they live togethor, no way this was a major revelation to this guy..

CMON OSD,

FOCUS!!....................... ...... lets WORK on IDEAS to get these two lovebirds back nesting

ok feel better now.

Does she want him back? If so she will most likely never stop cheating on him. So you could have her offer a swinging club to him to go on together.

edit ADD: couples I know that fuck other together tend to forget and forgive cheating together. Dang are there any eccie providers still on the board that had/have a SO when providing. I knew of one on eccie that sent her hubby to other providers. Gone or UTR now. Input from both side of that would be great right now.

ehh, theyve always had a rocky road, this may be a lost cause

maybe not. one pair of the utr I see seem to love living in each other misery. The other utr, pair not sure yet. But as they live in the same apartment building but not together as the other pair, or like what ya sayin.(and not a year yet) Yet he has been known to peek in her windows as she was working myself and others before they got together. Hell now if he piss's her off, she cuts him off then calls in need of a fuck. I'm looking and tryin to turn that into I'll get the room. But not P4P, but into fuck buddy. Not easy as its been P4P for a long time.

dang we need provider/SO of input. This may work better on the big board. National eccie this kinda thing has come up before. One time by the guy that was being cheated on by a eccie hook. I think that ended she was going to keep a working. so he moved on.

dang we need provider/SO of input. This may work better on the big board.. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

was thinking the same thing,, better senses of humor nationally..not as puckery

besides we chased ALL the "ladies" away in upset................, i forgot........................ .............................. .... the conspiracy

Another thing to think about. Is it best for them to be together, or is it was great for you and maybe others.

story time:

A fuck buddy from just after HS for both of us. She was married 3 times. It always ended for me soon after she started dating hubby to be. But a week or two after the honeymoon would start again. All 3 bitch about her cheating to me not known I was one of, or testing me. This went on for years till she remarried 2nd hubby. Lost contact now. So I have no idea whats up. But it sure was fun doing her on the kitchen table they eat at.

edit: by the way if I was dating a gal thinking ring. I stopped seeing her. All but last one I asked. The threesome's may have killed the last one I asked. As she was a ex-provider looking not to swing or get back to providing. I missed out in a way. I see that last one I asked is high on the food chain of a local company now.

You are overly involved. You are there to fuck. Not fix her relationship.

The only change I would make is next time see someone else whose BF isn't coming home.

what can I do?

Im a john with a heart

Na I don't think he is overly involved. Getting them back together would be better for him I think. Also a affair, fuck buddy or provider with a unwilling BF/SO always has some risk. I do think I have had a few wife's of Hobbyist long time ago.

Leave them alone. They will work it out, or won't. Either way its not your problem.

it is my problem if

1.I cant get laid for cheap and

2.get backed up with unwanted fluids in my system and

3.the mind stress that accompanies it

3 srikes and Im out

the worst part of it all is knowing with proper penis management I may have been able to keep the status quo..

but got greedy. went to the well once too many times

I got COCKY

i aignt too proud to admit it, thats usually the first start on the road to recovery

cut yourself off from the sex with this one... say "this is too heavy for me bb".... say "when you fix things up, you call me"... otherwise you may be buying the cow, might be what she was setting you up for... also, be glad your alive... a guy where I work went home early one day, and his wife was fucking another guy, and he throw the poor bastard out the window, and then he had all sorts of legal problems, and isn't at work anymore.