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Favorite cheesy one-liner jokes?
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Doobjank
07-18-2011, 06:44 PM
Mine is: What kind of bee's make milk?
BOOBIES!
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Guest083013
07-18-2011, 06:49 PM
When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.
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Guest081519
07-18-2011, 06:53 PM
Can I take you shopping? Because I really want to fuck you in the ass.
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Mokoa
07-19-2011, 12:23 AM
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
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doggie83
07-19-2011, 11:00 AM
From a bathroom wall somewhere:
Don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them wet and soggy and hard to light.
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9pinBowler
07-19-2011, 11:13 AM
Why is the alphabet in the order? Is it because of that song?
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Rakhir
07-19-2011, 02:59 PM
Why did the provider leave the leaper colony? Business was falling off!
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SpursFan
07-19-2011, 03:46 PM
What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
(wait for it)
Outlaws are wanted!
SF
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Guest101114
07-19-2011, 04:11 PM
Not really a one liner joke-more of a pick up line-But still cute
How much does a polar bear weigh
?......... ........................Just enough to break the ice, Hi, my name is *insert your name here* whats yours? lol
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Precious_b
07-19-2011, 05:06 PM
What do you call a midget clairvoyant (sp) on the run from the law?
A small medium at large
*groan*
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knotty man
07-19-2011, 05:21 PM
3 legged dog walks into a bar and says "im lookin for the man that shot my paw"
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Guest083013
07-19-2011, 07:30 PM
Did you hear about the fairy judges that tried each other?
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CrimsonValkyrie
07-19-2011, 08:45 PM
Did you hear the one about the guy who thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company?
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knotty man
07-19-2011, 08:47 PM
how bout the cannibal who "passed" his brother in the jungle
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Guest083013
07-19-2011, 09:12 PM
How about the queer bear who laid his paw on the table??
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