Please share with me the MOST outrageous PLACE you ever masturbated ALONE. Tell us YOUR story. I am eager to hear it being the pervert that I am. LOL
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Have fun!
KKA
I have one of this little clit massagers that I keep in my purse. Sometimes when I get stuck in traffic I just slide it in my panties and......................... Originally Posted by seXXXy BrookeBrooke, I want you to pick me up for our next appt.; I'll be waiting for you at the I-10 Huebner Exit around 5:00 next Friday afternoon!
Brooke, I want you to pick me up for our next appt.; I'll be waiting for you at the I-10 Huebner Exit around 5:00 next Friday afternoon!Forget being picked up! I want to volunteer for a tour of being the clit massager!
OK, my turn -- Oct 1970, in a wheelchair in my hospital room (hospitalized for 1.5 months after an accident on the job).
I know, not a very thrilling setting; but do I get points for getting "busted" by one of the nurses?
P.S. - Don't believe those stereotypical "horny nurse" porn videos. She was in shock. Originally Posted by GaryVee
Forget being picked up! I want to volunteer for a tour of being the clit massager! Originally Posted by oldtigerOT, that's not far from what I had in mind -- I was setting myself up to lend a "helping tongue -- er, helping hand" to my traffic-bound, frustrated (hopefully, not for long) "chauffer"!
This is an apology to anybody I have offended by contibuting to this or any thread. I have been made aware by a visiting member that what I have done is bad. In my defense I just happen to have extra time on my hands this week so I thought it might be fun. Sorry to KKA or anybody else I have offended. Now let's her more stories. I will refrain from commenting and just stick to reading so nobody will think I'm just trying to keep my name out there. (On a day I'm not even available) Originally Posted by seXXXy Brooke
This is an apology to anybody I have offended by contibuting to this or any thread. I have been made aware by a visiting member that what I have done is bad. In my defense I just happen to have extra time on my hands this week so I thought it might be fun. Sorry to KKA or anybody else I have offended. Now let's her more stories. I will refrain from commenting and just stick to reading so nobody will think I'm just trying to keep my name out there. (On a day I'm not even available) Originally Posted by seXXXy BrookeWhoever it was.......can shove it.
This is an apology to anybody I have offended by contibuting to this or any thread. I have been made aware by a visiting member that what I have done is bad. In my defense I just happen to have extra time on my hands this week so I thought it might be fun. Sorry to KKA or anybody else I have offended. Now let's her more stories. I will refrain from commenting and just stick to reading so nobody will think I'm just trying to keep my name out there. (On a day I'm not even available) Originally Posted by seXXXy BrookeWhoever complained needs to go fuck themselves. Literally. After all, this IS a masturbation thread. Maybe it will improve their attitude.