Masturbation......

So ladies and gents....

Please share with me the MOST outrageous PLACE you ever masturbated ALONE. Tell us YOUR story. I am eager to hear it being the pervert that I am. LOL


Have fun!

KKA

I have one of this little clit massagers that I keep in my purse. Sometimes when I get stuck in traffic I just slide it in my panties and......................... Originally Posted by seXXXy Brooke

Brooke, I want you to pick me up for our next appt.; I'll be waiting for you at the I-10 Huebner Exit around 5:00 next Friday afternoon!

OK, my turn -- Oct 1970, in a wheelchair in my hospital room (hospitalized for 1.5 months after an accident on the job).

I know, not a very thrilling setting; but do I get points for getting "busted" by one of the nurses?

P.S. - Don't believe those stereotypical "horny nurse" porn videos. She was in shock.

Brooke, I want you to pick me up for our next appt.; I'll be waiting for you at the I-10 Huebner Exit around 5:00 next Friday afternoon!

OK, my turn -- Oct 1970, in a wheelchair in my hospital room (hospitalized for 1.5 months after an accident on the job).

I know, not a very thrilling setting; but do I get points for getting "busted" by one of the nurses?

P.S. - Don't believe those stereotypical "horny nurse" porn videos. She was in shock. Originally Posted by GaryVee

Forget being picked up! I want to volunteer for a tour of being the clit massager!

Well why it struck me at the time it did I don't know...But I am sure I will got hell for this! I was at church one nice Sunday morning and decided to make a visit to the restroom, and there I got in on with myself! It made church so much more fun that day, as I came out and took my seat again

Forget being picked up! I want to volunteer for a tour of being the clit massager! Originally Posted by oldtiger

OT, that's not far from what I had in mind -- I was setting myself up to lend a "helping tongue -- er, helping hand" to my traffic-bound, frustrated (hopefully, not for long) "chauffer"!



Roxy -- CHURCH?! I can't wait to see the spot on your forehead where the lightning bolt struck!

sitting in the back row at my mom's Cowboy Church!!!

OT, that's not far from what I had in mind -- I was setting myself up to lend a "helping tongue -- er, helping hand" to my traffic-bound, frustrated (hopefully, not for long) "chauffer"!
! Originally Posted by GaryVee

My man!

Mine would have to be having phone sex while on temporary duty to Qatar during one of my many visits during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Only phone I could use was in my "office" and the tent didn't have any locks...let's just say the thrill of getting caught added to the excitement!! ;-)

This is an apology to anybody I have offended by contibuting to this or any thread. I have been made aware by a visiting member that what I have done is bad. In my defense I just happen to have extra time on my hands this week so I thought it might be fun. Sorry to KKA or anybody else I have offended. Now let's her more stories. I will refrain from commenting and just stick to reading so nobody will think I'm just trying to keep my name out there. (On a day I'm not even available) Originally Posted by seXXXy Brooke

Brooke! Dont you dare let anyone tell you what to do! People are soooo f'n quick to judge and THIS IS NOT THE PLACE for a person to be JUDGEMENTAL. This is my thread and OUR board. As members here EVERYONE has the right to post what they wish as long as they are respectful to one another. If someone has such a tremendous problem with your post, let them do what they should and hit that RTM button and let the MODs be the law because as far as I am concerned, they are the ones who have the only power here to decide on such a thing. If they deem the thread and the posts herein a problem then I will let it be removed. Otherwise, people need to stop telling others what is wrong. You are your own woman, be YOU! I loved your post and I did not see anything wrong with it or anything anyone else posted.

There are too many bullies around. I now give credit to the bullies I saw in school in Junior High. LOL At least THEY had the GUTS to bully a person face to face instead of hiding behind a PC. Cowards!

This is supposed to be fun! Now let's have some fun....Brooke...get BACK here!

KKA

Brooke...

From what I have read I do not see anything wrong with what you posted in this thread.

You are doing fine, baby.

Thank you Mokoa.
xoxo


KKA

This is an apology to anybody I have offended by contibuting to this or any thread. I have been made aware by a visiting member that what I have done is bad. In my defense I just happen to have extra time on my hands this week so I thought it might be fun. Sorry to KKA or anybody else I have offended. Now let's her more stories. I will refrain from commenting and just stick to reading so nobody will think I'm just trying to keep my name out there. (On a day I'm not even available) Originally Posted by seXXXy Brooke

Whoever it was.......can shove it.

I don't think anyone was offended, from what I am reading. But if you feel the need to be spanked, I more than willing to give you one or more............lol.
The most unusual place for me to rub one out was at the library.

one time at work in the bathroom!
i was almost caught by my boss!
It was so exciting!!!

This is an apology to anybody I have offended by contibuting to this or any thread. I have been made aware by a visiting member that what I have done is bad. In my defense I just happen to have extra time on my hands this week so I thought it might be fun. Sorry to KKA or anybody else I have offended. Now let's her more stories. I will refrain from commenting and just stick to reading so nobody will think I'm just trying to keep my name out there. (On a day I'm not even available) Originally Posted by seXXXy Brooke

Whoever complained needs to go fuck themselves. Literally. After all, this IS a masturbation thread. Maybe it will improve their attitude.