Hobby Gratitude

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As the year comes to a close,I wanted to list a few of the hobby related things I'm grateful for: the "clear history" button on my iPad, Kaylen's boobs,Allie's Kung foo grip pussy,Bobby's nipples and violent orgasms,Bristol's ability to work upside down,Lilliana's dimples and tongue,bank tellers that don't ask questions,hotel clerks that don't ask questions,secretaries that don't ask questions, the fact that Lilyth didn't kill me(seriously,it was like fucking a cheetah), the UTR angels that don't like to be mentioned(greatest pussy lips ever-not even close),and Bella's creative use of electricity (a gfe with a 10 battery a day habit!). Thanks for a great first six months in your world,Happy Holidays!
OH THANK YOU HONEY...HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TO..
As the year comes to a close,I wanted to list a few of the hobby related things I'm grateful for: the "clear history" button on my iPad, Kaylen's boobs,Allie's Kung foo grip pussy,Bobby's nipples and violent orgasms,Bristol's ability to work upside down,Lilliana's dimples and tongue,bank tellers that don't ask questions,hotel clerks that don't ask questions,secretaries that don't ask questions, the fact that Lilyth didn't kill me(seriously,it was like fucking a cheetah), the UTR angels that don't like to be mentioned(greatest pussy lips ever-not even close),and Bella's creative use of electricity (a gfe with a 10 battery a day habit!). Thanks for a great first six months in your world,Happy Holidays! Originally Posted by Fastcar
Allie's Kung foo grip pussy Originally Posted by Fastcar

Love it!
Thank you.
Happy Holidays to you as well.
Love it!
Thank you.
Happy Holidays to you as well.
Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

I wann get KUNG Fu'd!!
Fastcar's Avatar
Big Deal, you should be thankful your lower back hasn't given out. You're on track to fuck every woman on the planet by July of next year! Dude,you're my hero!
BigMikeinKC's Avatar
Now I have this rolling in my head for the rest of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

Of course my mental images of Allie go much better with the song!
Big Deal, you should be thankful your lower back hasn't given out. You're on track to fuck every woman on the planet by July of next year! Dude,you're my hero! Originally Posted by Fastcar
HEY Im taking a break till after the holidays....Im fucking broke!!

(disclaimer: Just because I said Im broke right now ladies doesnt mean it will last long...and I do like to spend....fyi...so no calling me out as a broke lame ass mother F$%@&R)
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HEY Im taking a break till after the holidays....Im fucking broke!!

(disclaimer: Just because I said Im broke right now ladies doesnt mean it will last long...and I do like to spend....fyi...so no calling me out as a broke lame ass mother F$%@&R) Originally Posted by bigdeal
Hope your disclaimer works.. I had to take a break tell after the holidays myself..
not because I'm broke but because the warden has me on lockdown...
but I've already been accused of being a broke lame ass SOB...
not going to say that those ladies are off my list but they did move WAY down it.


< BTW anyone can see my list - just go to browse showcases and input Kansas City Metro Area >
dirty dog's Avatar
HEY Im taking a break till after the holidays....Im fucking broke!!

(disclaimer: Just because I said Im broke right now ladies doesnt mean it will last long...and I do like to spend....fyi...so no calling me out as a broke lame ass mother F$%@&R) Originally Posted by bigdeal
I can help you out there Big Deal, but I gotta have 3 pts, hey the kids have expensive tastes and the wife thinks we have to rebuild the house in St Croix.
I can help you out there Big Deal, but I gotta have 3 pts, hey the kids have expensive tastes and the wife thinks we have to rebuild the house in St Croix. Originally Posted by dirty dog
Ok WTF...here merry christmas dog!!

+3
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Ok WTF...here merry christmas dog!!

+3 Originally Posted by bigdeal
I could loan you some money at 3pts, weekly payments, whats not paid kicks back to the VIG. Sorry if you did not understand the lingo.
Not a lot of members here may be familiar with the vig, DD - click here for more information/explanation!

Kisses,

- Jackie
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Not a lot of members here may be familiar with the vig, DD - click here for more information/explanation!

Kisses,

- Jackie Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin
Well I was playing around anyway incase there are any individuals who work for agencies who use initials reading this. But bigdeal in basic terms it means for example

if I loaned you 10,000 dollars at 3 pts that would be 3% of 10,000 each weak, this is the juice or vig its the fee. So to pay the loan back you have to pay $300 each week right off the top. Then anything additional would be subtracted from the principle or nut. If you are unable to at least cover the vig, what your shy is tacked to the prinicple and you then owe 3% of that until such time as you are unable to pay it and you sign over your business to me, or your legs are broken. Or as in the case of the Hereford house you burn it down to collect insurance money to cover your debt....... of course thats just a theory.

Well kids goodnight, I have business in Jeresy tomorrow and then hopefully we can spend sometime on the Island.
malwoody's Avatar
WTF is the matter with you guys?? It's the Holidays and it's time to party and don't be givin me this "broke" crap..
Fastcar's Avatar
I agree Malwoody! Read my review tomorrow night.....