It's like I joined a club apparently.
Texted her last night, she texted back saying name the time and she would be all mine.
So at dinner tonight I texted her seeing if on an off chance she could do 10:00. She texted back a bit later yes, we went through the rigamarole of getting her address (no 3-call system, just right to the address) and confirming the time. So knowing the drill from other reviews I texted at 9:15 when I left (I'm at the Galleria), then when 20 minutes out, then 10 minutes out. Get a confirmation when I left, but nothing during the drive.
So I get there exactly on time, text I have arrived, drive around the parking lot a bit, and she texts me at 10:02 that she is not completely ready yet, can I please give her a few minutes. Lucid, mostly full sentences, polite. I think no biggie.
10:18 - OK plz don't leave, my enema is taking longer than expected. So apparently hasn't done anything in the preceding 90 minutes to get ready
10:19 - I am almost done
10:22 - I am hurrying as fast as I can
10:37 - OK... please don't I am finishing up now
And then radio silence, no more texts or responses. I sent probably three more and stayed until 45 minutes past due to leave.
On the plus side I did get first hand experience about what a shit hole Fort Worth is and how terrible the highway layout is in this town, so that was awesome.
I assume she just had someone more regular show up and take my place in line. What a shit show though, 2 hours wasted, and from the sounds of some other reviews and discussions I should expect a text sometime this morning confirming the room.