Zombies?? Really???

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

No someones playing with you.... were called: HOBBYIST (Hob-b-yist)

No someones playing with you.... were called: HOBBYIST (Hob-b-yist) Originally Posted by Still Looking

It wasnt a hobbyist that told me about it and the link is from cdc.gov

Clever marketing for a disaster preparedness kit....That's all. CDC just saw "Zombies" got tons of hits and they did not.....

Ladies,

I am a level 30 zombie killer. Can't tell you anymore than that or I have to kill myself. No fear, I can protect you when they attack!!!

In video games

The Rules of Zombieland:

1. The Double Tap
2. Beware of Bathrooms
3. Wear Seat Belts
4. No Attachments
5. The “Skillet”
6. Travel Light
7. Get a Kick Ass Partner
8. With your Bare Hands
9. Don’t Swing Low
10. Use Your Foot
11. Bounty Paper Towels
12. Shake it Off
13. Always carry a change of underwear
14. Bowling Ball
15. Opportunity Knocks
16. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
17. Limber Up
18. Break it Up
19. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
20. Avoid Strip Clubs
21. When in doubt Know your way out
22. Zipplock
23. Use your thumbs
24. Shoot First
25. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
26. Incoming!
27. Double-Knot your Shoes
28. The Buddy System
29. Pack your stain stick
30. Check the back seat
31. Enjoy the little things
32. Swiss army Knife

Lmao

always duoble tap

I already have a zombie survial kit. But then again I'm a 30yo who grew up on Zombie fiction and thought it was funny that I could buy one. Ironically though most of the shit in it wouldn't help. Oh well I've wasted 40$ on way worse things. haha

Lmao brian.... what does it tell you to do?

Double tap is a waste of ammo..which will probably be in short supply..just make sure you hit the brain...

Well tomorrow is end of word or today depends if you looked at you cloc and cdc pulled out zombies to boost hits on site. Maybe I need to drop my plans for day?... nah only live once...lmao;-)

Btw I was going to watch night of living dead but 1st scene I turned it off

It's a first aid kit with iodine and water clensing tablets and other basic survival gear. Theres a pamphlet that explains do's and donts of survival in a zombiepockalypse.

Unfortunitly the whole kit was made for outdoors and wilderness situations and not urban survival. So I made my own kit. hehe Yeah I'm a bored overgrown kid sometimes.