Your Sexual Bucket List

3 18 year olds for my 54th birthday.

18+18+18=54

Gonna double up the Testosterone shots for two weeks before and pop a pill!

Other than that... I've been fortunate and lived a rather full life. Can't say I want anything other than "More"

3 18 year olds for my 54th birthday.

18+18+18=54

4 sums are the way to go even numbers everyone has a partner!


Gonna double up the Testosterone shots for two weeks before and pop a pill!

Other than that... I've been fortunate and lived a rather full life. Can't say I want anything other than "More" Originally Posted by Whispers

Pop a pill glad I do not need that. I like my women in stereo, but I think by the time I get to 54 I want to be in dolby digital 5.1.

Great thread Jamie! Got me to thinking. . .

Bucket list. . . I just discovered one today that will eventually have to be done! I'm at a nice hotel in San Antonio and I ordered room service for breakfast. I had just gotten out of the shower so I was wrapped in a towel, blow drying my hair when it arrived. Very good looking 20 something year old delivering my food. He was obviously very excited and was happy to bring it in and set it on the desk. I paid and tipped and he was sort of stuttering and stumbling leaving. He called back within 20 mins just to be sure the food was good and everything was alright. Oh the things I could have done to that young man. BUT, I was good. I will be ordering room service again in the morning though! Lol! I will be good but one day when I'm vacationing on some beautiful island with beautiful people I just may have to do it! You never know! Lol.

As for who.... Johnny Depp or John Sienna for guys and for ladies for sure Dita Von Tease or Portia De Rossi. (I may have misspelled their names but you get the point)

for the what - I'd have to say walk in on a 4some of girls going at eachother and getting to join in....

the who - Pornstar - Alexis Texas Celebrity - Olivia Wilde (She just looks like a freak!)

I want a bunch of midgets that I can paint blue to be made to look like smurf's and then have my way with them

My fantasy is a M-M-M-F with no-holes barred, at the same time.

Jamie, swinger's clubs are great (The Lagniappe Chateau in Shreveport, La. is my personal favorite) but private parties with a group of swinger friends is better.

My fantasy girl -- Ana from "V". Don't know what it is about her but she definitely turns me on.

Nice topic Jamie!

My bucket list sex wise(and this says a lot of probably messed up things about the state of my soul): Sex with an Amish guy or a devout Mormon, having a threesome with twins, ha and I'd say more but I think that's enough for now.

Meeting a woman and being happy fucking just her for the rest of my days. And, knowing in my heart of hearts that she feels the same way.

In the meantime...

My fantasy is a M-M-M-F with no-holes barred, at the same time. Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX

The term for that is 'airtight'. Really.

Jamie, swinger's clubs are great (The Lagniappe Chateau in Shreveport, La. is my personal favorite) but private parties with a group of swinger friends is better. Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX

Yes, I very much miss that part of my life... my younger days *sigh*. Now I'm pretty sure no one wants to see my flailings but 15 years ago one young lady actually threatened to sell a video tape involving me, two women, and a lot of candlewax... she was quite miffed that I was being taken off the market

As for my personal wishlist, it involves women who have equal parts lust for knowledge, lust for life, and lust for lust.



Oh, and looking like her can't hurt, either.

Awwwww...

Meeting a woman and being happy fucking just her for the rest of my days. And, knowing in my heart of hearts that she feels the same way.

In the meantime... Originally Posted by saj1000

Meeting a woman and being happy fucking just her for the rest of my days. And, knowing in my heart of hearts that she feels the same way.

In the meantime... Originally Posted by saj1000

I actually like this.

Some of these F-M-F-Crisco-M-F-ForemanGrill-M combinations seem ridiculous after awhile.

I would love to be on the receiving end of a fantasy like Maxeen has. To be delivering a pizza (or some such stupid reason) to a beautiful, hot woman and before I know it, she is jumping my bones.

Nip you can come deliver me a pizza anytime

well yes maam, that is a sausage in my pants.......a vienna sausage!