Last night a middle aged man close to his mid-50s lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
So on the way home he stopped at the gas station where this drop-dead gorgeous younger blonde was filling up her car at the pump next to his.
She glanced at the ammo in the back of his Jeep and said in a very seductive voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, Ole Timer".
"Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
The Old Boy thought a few seconds and asked,
"What kinda ammo ya got?"