Masturbation

What's the weirdest place you ever masturbated? This question is open to ladies and gents! I thnk for me, it would be at a "legit" massage parlor. The lady rubbed me down real good, and when she left the room, I rubbed one out. By the time she came back I was back on the bed "ninja style"! Score one for Batman!

Back row at church.

I drive with my vibrator sometimes, or I'll stand with it while around the house.

While fishing in Mississippi,..... Err... Before fishing, floating around looking for the perfect spot....beautiful morning, cold beer no wife... I got a hard on, and took care of it! Great day!

At work in the restroom stall...

In the cockpit of an airplane... With a girl friend watching. No , it wasn't flying. In case you're curious, the airplane was a dc-10.

By the Campfire

In the stockroom of a convenience store

In the bathroom at work on break...Lmao..

Driving.

Studying. I've actually woke up in the middle of the night with a text book on my chest and my vibrator still going!

Your moms closet.

At work in the restroom stall... Originally Posted by love_jones

I don't think this one is uncommon.

In the bathroom at work on break...Lmao.. Originally Posted by Brandee69

My point exactly.

Driving.

Studying. I've actually woke up in the middle of the night with a text book on my chest and my vibrator still going! Originally Posted by thathottnurse

OMG, I wish I could meet u in the real world THN!

* in a neighbor's swimming pool late at nite w/out their consent or knowledge (ok, so i was 16 at the time). on rooftop of another neighbor's detached garage.
* in front lawn in the rain
* in dressing room at major dept store
* in my car while driving to austin one afternoon
* in a rest room stall at a whole foods
* in my office cube after most (but not all) co-workers had left for the day while looking at porn on internet