Idaho

Did you know there are no state beauty pageants in the state of Idaho?

None of the ladies there want to be known as Miss I Da Ho

Wasn't Sara Palin once Miss Idaho?

good one....

So I was at the bar last night and a waitress screamed...."anyone know CRP?"
I said "hell, I know the entire alphabet."
Everyone laughed.....well everyone expect this one guy.

I was with this provider in Arizona one-time, I said your Indian right .she says that's right.I said Navajo, she said no Chicago hoe.