Favorite cheesy one-liner jokes?

Mine is: What kind of bee's make milk?
BOOBIES!

When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.

Can I take you shopping? Because I really want to fuck you in the ass.

Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?

From a bathroom wall somewhere:
Don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them wet and soggy and hard to light.

Why is the alphabet in the order? Is it because of that song?

Why did the provider leave the leaper colony? Business was falling off!

What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

(wait for it)

Outlaws are wanted!

SF

Not really a one liner joke-more of a pick up line-But still cute

How much does a polar bear weigh

?......... ........................Just enough to break the ice, Hi, my name is *insert your name here* whats yours? lol

What do you call a midget clairvoyant (sp) on the run from the law?

A small medium at large

*groan*

3 legged dog walks into a bar and says "im lookin for the man that shot my paw"

Did you hear about the fairy judges that tried each other?

Did you hear the one about the guy who thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company?

how bout the cannibal who "passed" his brother in the jungle

How about the queer bear who laid his paw on the table??