WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Hello Ladies & Gentlemen!

So. I have a serious question for you all. Has anyone else named their genitals? LOL. But really. I'm sure a lot of you men can relate! ...

Kroll the Warrior King. Larry, Long & Hairy, Hard To Carry. Hanky (Panky, of course). Dick Veiny. Womb Raider. Weapon of Ass Destruction. Pornhusker! Steve?

I for one, have named my little lady quite some time ago. She's precious to me. & I like to address her as a beautiful individual that just happens to reside in my pants. ;]

NEFERTITI.

Which means, the beautiful one has come.

It was either that or Leeloo - The Fifth Element. The SUPREME BEING!

But I was like, "Whoa Tiff, calm down. The name of royalty who revolutionized Egypt as they knew it & ruled in the wealthiest period of Ancient Egyptian history will suffice!" Lol.

So. Have you named yours? Do tell! ;]

Yeah, I call it Dick Head ! Not to be confused with what I call my older brother

shotgun willy: "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." I like your style. :]

"Pain in the Ass". You'll know why when you see it.

Mine is Miss Kitty

I name my strap-ons..I have one called John Wayne and One called Big Daddy! lol

Little Boris. Not imaginative but ironic.

Mine is Miss Kitty

I name my strap-ons..I have one called John Wayne and One called Big Daddy! lol Originally Posted by DallasRain

I think I've seen one of them in action--emphasis on "seen".

Little Boris. Not imaginative but ironic. Originally Posted by borisbaggins

mmmm and he is a great one!

I've never named my boys, but I refer to ladies vages as breakfast, lunch, or diner, depending on the time of day. Damn, I'm hungry!

I've never named my boys, but I refer to ladies vages as breakfast, lunch, or diner, depending on the time of day. Damn, I'm hungry! Originally Posted by MuffDiver1975

You're always hungry!!

Mine just got nicknamed Willie by my provider. She said it needed a name.

First girlfriend was taking Latin and decided to name mine Rex.

Gilligan. Cause he's my little buddy.

nap.solo: Lol. Ok? We may have to arrange something so I can see for myself. ;]

borisbaggins: Clever. Lol.

DallasRain: Meeeeeee-yow! :]

MuffDiver1975: Well I wouldn't mind preparing you a lovely meal anytime of the day. ;]

oldfart1: She dubbed him well. :]

Kaboom: I love that name! I had a cat named Rex. <3

I like rice: Well I can't accompany you on a trip to the islands. But I am a pacific island girl myself. ;]

nap.solo: Lol. Ok? We may have to arrange something so I can see for myself. ;] Originally Posted by love.tiffany

Methinks that can be arranged