A woman goes into the hospital to have her vaginal lips reduced. They hang down beyond reason.
When she wakes up from the operation in the hospital, she finds three roses on her pillow.
Befuddled, she asks the nurse for an explanation.
"The first rose is from me," says the nurse, "because I know how much courage it took for you to have this operation"
"What about the second one?" The patient asks.
"The second one is from the Doctor, for you successfully pulling though the operation"
"And the third?" The patient inquires.
"Oh," the nurse states, "That is from the gentleman in the burn unit who wants to thank you for his new ears."