It is Sunday and the church is full.
The choir has just started a hymn
Suddenly in the middle of the church
the Devil himself breaks up thru the wooden floor!
People panic and trample each other trying to escape
they are jumping thru the stain glass windows and
tearing at the walls, knocking over the pews screaming and crying.
The Devil notices one old man still sitting in the front pew
stone faced and not even moving so he approaches the
old man and looks him in the eye and says..You know I am? Yep
You aren't afraid of me are you? Nope Well why the Hell not?
Been married to your sister for 50 years.....
