A little boy became separated from his grandpa. Grandpa had instructed him that it ever happened, to seek help. With that he found a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa."
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
The little boy replied, "Grandpa."
The guard thought about it then asked, "What's he like?"
Without skipping a beat the little boy replied, "Crown Royal whiskey, and big tits."