Providers Who Smoke

I like smokers! So I have to disagree. It's about reaching in to the darker innards of my deviant mind. There's a dimension to this experience that is meant to be indulgent, dirty, raunchy, wantonly bacchanal. The dirtier the better. I want my lady to smoke. Smoke like a fucking coal plant. Put the whole pack in your mouth and light it up. And drink. Hard. Hell, do both while we're busy. Be bad. Talk so dirty it actually gives me pause. Scratch. Pull. Turn porn on. Have a great time. Afterwards I want to be able to say "Daaaannnnggggg" and smile ear-to-ear for days.

I don't want the girl next door. I want a Mrs. Robinson to my graduate. No, I want Mrs. Robinson and her bad-girl sister. Gimme some 30-40 something who's been around the block. A Vegas-type girl with fake eyelashes out to here, bright tacky eye-shadow, too much make up, a sexy mole, a deep voice, and yeah that slightly bitter taste of smoke in her mouth. Expecting a woman NOT to smoke? Pfft, I expect them TO smoke. You'd better smoke. And not the light shit either. Fucking Marlboros. Maybe something harder. But be smoking when I get there.

OK, OK, of course the girl next door can be nice. I totally get it. Maybe some men prefer that all the time. But me? Nah. If the girl doesn't smoke it's a bit of a disappointment. If I wanted the girl next door, I'd go next door. I honestly don't like young virginal women. Not knocking them at all, but I just want to say ladies, feel free to smoke and drink. I still like ya. And think there's enough diversity among providers and hobbyist to accommodate smokers. I hope so. I for one appreciate smokers.

Escorts are good at being bad ...I always get a non smoking room for incall and if a provider does smoke than they should shower and be fresh with her gentlemen arrives anyway she should shower first either way...

About 1/3rd of the providers I see smoke. Maybe a tad higher than the population at large, but not unduly so.

As long as she isn't trying to smoke during actual sex (kinda dangerous with a flaming object), and follows normal courtesy (i.e. doesn't try to smoke in a non-smoking area, etc.) I don't care. Escorts are bad girls and sometimes bad girls smoke.

The only thing I ask is that if she is going to take a smoke break, then I shouldn't be paying for it. The average provider I see charges anywhere from $4 to $10 a MINUTE. Sorry, but at those rates, I'm not paying for 20 minute smoke breaks. LOL Originally Posted by Laurentius

I am a 'use to be' smoker, and while I smoked, I had only done so during a date when the gentleman suggested that we light up together.

Now that I have been smoke free since may (yay!) I have become a lot more sensitive to the smell and taste of it. It does not bother me though, I have just become much more aware of it. I don't mind one bit if the gentleman feels the need to smoke in myt presence.

Escorts are good at being bad ...I always get a non smoking room for incall and if a provider does smoke than they should shower and be fresh with her gentlemen arrives anyway she should shower first either way... Originally Posted by Irish Vixen

Absolutely agreed! Whether she does or not, she should endeavor to be as fresh as possible when I arrive.

Never smoked (tobacco)
*ducks the censor's axe by not suggesting alternatives*
my wife does tho and while I wish she didnt for her health and financial reasons, it doesn't and never really has bothered me being intimate with someone who does

I don't mind if a provider smokes because I do also. I love a post coital smoke and chat.