What are your favorite everyday household items to convert into kinky toys?

Recently, I was introduced to the wonders of an electric toothbrush for laughter fueled tickle-torture play. It was quite a time, and I'll never take an electric toothbrush sitting on the shelf at my local pharmacy for granted again! In the past, I've also witnessed bag clips used as clamps. Personally, the most handy DIY contraption I've experienced was a pair of nipple clamps made from bamboo skewers with weights attached for even more delightful pain sensation on my ever so long and sensitive nipples. What about you?
A back scratcher makes for the best 'Ball Scratcher'

Although pic is not a back scratcher it's a real ball scratcher
that i purchased
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I like to buy those troli company gummy bears......but not the gummy bears the octopuses. When you lick all the sugaroff the gummy flavored shaped octopussys start to feel real smooth and big like a nice sized clit.

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Audreyg's Avatar
A banana.
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Pressing up against the front of the kitchen sink and turning the garbage disposal on makes for a powerful vibrator
When I do the wash, just love sitting on my washer during the spin cycle.......LOL
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Paint stir stick/rulers/and wooden spoons/spatulas...great paddles
turkey baster for hot oils
brushes ...soft ones make great for massages
Dallas, I love the idea of using flat household objects like spatulas and rulers as spanking implements. It's imaginative yet simple. I've found that more narrow objects (as opposed to a rounded broad paddle) pack more of punch. Also I do hope to give a brush a try for massages soon.

And Katy, I was limiting myself to small handheld objects and totally overlooking huge appliances. I need to get on your level the next time a I do my laundry.
Naughty thoughts will be running through my mind when I look upon phallic produce in the market. Thanks for your suggestion Audrey!

A banana. Originally Posted by Audreyg
~P, using a back scratcher as a ball scratcher is ingenious!

A back scratcher makes for the best 'Ball Scratcher' Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

But I must say, the actual ball scratcher you've acquired looks so regal and luxurious. It's fit for a king.

Although pic is not a back scratcher it's a real ball scratcher
that i purchased
Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
DallasRain's Avatar
spatulas are great for cock & ball torture
Audreyg's Avatar
You're welcome! I did this with a past boyfriend. He liked to eat the banana afterwards.
Audreyg's Avatar
I need to get a ball scratcher. That's such a great idea!
Where I'm from, dryers are not as common use as they are here, so maybe that explains why no one mentioned my darlings: clothespins.

Sooo much fun!
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Where I'm from, dryers are not as common use as they are here, so maybe that explains why no one mentioned my darlings: clothespins.

Sooo much fun! Originally Posted by zorah
I would enjoy inflicting this on someone else, but I myself am a wimp for that kind of pain. Love it!