This one time......at band camp....

I fucked the piccolo sisters.

Were they twins?

Possibly, one was named Jenny. Caint remember the other one's name.

I had a threesome with two cousins. No, not MY cousins.

This one time....at band camp....in the 8th grade....
I got to undo Phylis's bra and fondle her tits.
Of course, I bragged about it to my buds, it got back to her, and she never spoke to me again.


Now all these fucking years later, tards still run their mouths about what we say and do. Some things never change.

Well this didn't happen at band camp, but at tennis camp at Deerfield Academy in western Ma. (Awesome grounds.) When you first arrive, one of the camp coaches does an assessment as to who to stick you with: beginners, intermediates, advanced, or USTA tournament-ready players. The guy who did my assessment said I was an intermediate player, which means that you've played for a while, but still suck, bigly. I was like, u gotta be kidding me..

So the first weekend at the all-players' tourney, I blitzed through my half of the draw but finally lost in the finals to Ken Otaka, who was ranked #12 in Massuchusetts at the time, in a tough 3 set war. There were like 300 people watching, which was really cool/crazy. (First for me!) After that, I got promoted up to the USTA group lol..

Oh and hobby connection: this one chick had a pair of ginormous bobbies that were totally epic. I played her twice. Instead of worrying about winning-she had no chance in any case-I focused on dropshots so I could watch her lovely twins bounce up and down. She got so wet from running up and down the court that with her white shirt, I was treated to a yummy wet t-shirt show too. I made both matches run at least 3 hours by double faulting, missing easy overheads from the net, etc. There was no way I was going to let her go early. best. match. ever.

.... I got beat up once by alto saxophone section
: cries in shame :

This is exactly why you never leave the trombones alone in the band room

Because this one time…..

Unless of course you're looking for a rusty trombone.

An addon about band camp, summer camp, sports camp, etc.
Remember a critical key item:
Everyone is there to entertain the staff.
IJS

Unless of course you're looking for a rusty trombone. Originally Posted by latinluvr465

The trombone is not for me I’m just saying…. Lol

An addon about band camp, summer camp, sports camp, etc.
Remember a critical key item:
Everyone is there to entertain the staff.
IJS Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

So how are we doing? you know this one time….

So how are we doing? you know this one time…. Originally Posted by Cendell M

Some folks more entertaining than others.
But, in total, more entertaining than Austin.
So claim that # 1 award.

I love this thread! One of the best ever! Thanks OP!

This is exactly why you never leave the trombones alone in the band room
Because this one time….. Originally Posted by Cendell M

Uh Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do here.......