Doggie

So, for those in a situation where you are not alone at home, has it ever got really bad when you've come home after an encounter and the damn dog is just so fucking interested in those smells on your clothes, your hands, shoes?

It can almost be comical at times. Trying the shake the dog's interest while remaining casual.

Funny you bring this up. I normally stop by my warehouse and shower and change before going home, but a couple nights ago it was getting late so I figured it would quiet on the Homefront and I would just head down stairs and cleanup before appearing. Well the f'n lab meets me at the door and I can't get his nose out of my crotch while the SO stands there and tells me about some shit at work for 20 mins. She wants to know what I got all over me, said has to be the buddies female hunt'n dog that jumped in my lap cause that's where I was all nite. Think I'll shower next time....can't fool the damn dog.

Yep. In my previous residence I could come into the lower level and right to my bathroom and closet. I'd change out of my clothes and put them right into the laundry. Can't do that in my current place...

Wife and I discuss how I could never be with someone else.. or when I came home she'd smell it on me... Good thing I stay overnight out of town when I hobby... Lol... She's right though.. bloodhound nose on her!!

You might be able to scrub the smell off of your mustache, but remember your underpants and shirt tail still smell funny in the laundry basket for a few days if someone were to want to check. If nothing else you might want to jump in the Platte River for a scent release! Then you will smell like Catfish!!!

Sorry to jump into this thread late but you guys with the dogs would be the perfect test subjects for the scent elimination products used during deer season and for sale now at most stores that have any sporting goods section. It would be interesting to see if it could eliminate the scent so the dog couldn't detect it. Deer have an amazing sense of smell but tricking one of them when you are in a tree stand doesn't compare to fooling a dog at close range!

Funny thread MP2. I have 3 dogs. The worst offender when it comes to post hobby crotch sniffing is my pit. Damn dog has a nose like a bloodhound. Fortunately, she likes to sniff everyone's crotch. It's her way of saying hello. Not a bad way to say "hi" I guess. It's kind of what I do when I meet a new provider, except we usually talk for 30 seconds before I give her the sniff test. lol