10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't

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SANTA'S PICK UP LINES
  • I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
  • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  • Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
  • I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
  • Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
  • I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
  • Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
  • Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
  • That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!