Deep throat...yeah, right

Stalion's Avatar
What is it it with so many providers that don't measure up to what they advertise? I'd say about 8 out of 10 advertise "DT" and so few can deliver. I'm by no means kingdong, so no, its not that the size is to big. They just cant deliver, period. I wish they would just own up to it and not offer "DT" if that's something they can't do. That's my two cents. Just for the record, I carry a 7" python.
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Useless dribble without names of said 'providers that don't measure up.'
Stalion's Avatar
Useless dribble without names of said 'providers that don't measure up.' Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Sorry dude, this was only intended for mature audiences.
Prime Time's Avatar
pyramider's 1.3" of dangling death is legendary
SpiceItUp's Avatar
Mean penis size is somewhere around 5.5 inches based on numerous studies. Girth around 4.6 in.

That's smack in the middle of the distribution. By the time you get to 7 inches+ it's on the tail of the distribution somewhere close to the 85-91st percentile depending on the study.

Basically what I'm saying is, if a girl can DT 5.5 inches that includes 50% of the male population and I don't see why she couldn't claim to be able to DT. The ones who can DT 7 inches+ are outliers god bless em!
Well I find it annoying. I have been turned down for greek as well because of my size, which is by no means porn star size. I have been with of few of the well reviewed dt specialists here in Houston and none of them fit the bill.
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Just to establish a baseline, which of the many urbandictionary.com entries are we using as THE definition of DT?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=deepthroat
boardman's Avatar
Hopefully it's not the one to do with Watergate.
tbone77494's Avatar
I've had the same issue although I don't get miffed. I love blowjobs of all types and don't mind valiant attempts. I've moved it a two tier review system where I give DT credit if i complete a bounce off the throat and tonsils. For most girls that is usually a bit past half way down the shaft. If their nose hits my stomach I can feel the actual sword swallow as the tip goes down her gullet. Only a special few have done the full swallow and if I recall correctly they are all Dallas based.

One of the problems of the agencies I like is there is seldom great DT available.
pyramider's Avatar
pyramider's 1.3" of dangling death is legendary Originally Posted by Prime Time

Yes it is. The only problem most fucktards have is not being long enough to get to the throat.
citizen44's Avatar
Mean penis size is somewhere around 5.5 inches based on numerous studies. Girth around 4.6 in.

That's smack in the middle of the distribution. By the time you get to 7 inches+ it's on the tail of the distribution somewhere close to the 85-91st percentile depending on the study.

Basically what I'm saying is, if a girl can DT 5.5 inches that includes 50% of the male population and I don't see why she couldn't claim to be able to DT. The ones who can DT 7 inches+ are outliers god bless em! Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
I would challenge this explanation because of the "T" in DT. Getting nose to pubes is not necessarily DT'ing. Most women can probably fit 5.5 inches of anything in just their mouth cavity without anything moving into her throat. I believe that when most people envision a lady deep throating, its a lady who can ignore her gag reflex and take a couple inches of into her throat canal. That's a rare skill and a great feeling.
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Agreed DG and Citizen I guess it depends on the definition, I was more directly speaking to the OP's issue which is why, at 7" length, he has an issue with providers falsely, according to him, claiming to be able to DT. Also, understanding the distribution may help explain that though at 7" he doesn't feel like KingDong, he is in fact likely in the upper quartile at the least and possibly in the 90th percentile.

My opinion remains, if a lady can accommodate 50%+ of the male population into her mouth, gag reflex or no, then I have no issue with her saying she can DT. You seem to be using a stricter definition which is fine. I suppose semantically you're correct in that it's not DT unless there's T involved lol. But a lot of guys in their reviews seem to use DT to mean she could take him completely into her mouth.

Their oral cavity may allow for it but I don't think that most can take 5.5 inches into their oral cavity without triggering a gag reflex. That's not been my experience anyway, though much depends on girth as well. On average I'd say 3-4 inches is typical for my provider and civilian experience alike. Some girls gag when it hits the middle-back of their tongue, others can swallow it whole and lick your balls while it's down there (pm me ladies if you're the latter )
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Clearly, when talking about DT, the matter is mostly subjective.....oddly. You'd think it would be objective, but to be objective you'd have to set a standard to the practice that would define the ability of the provider to DT.

As it stands, given the wide variance of girth/length, it's hard to nail down a fair standard for the the DT label, which is only compounded by the fact that every ad you see is just that...an ad; this is a sales position at its core, so naturally the talent will try and stretch the definition of whatever act they're selling to it's limit.

Frankly, I'd like to see "attempted DT" more in reviews. As a man of considerable girth and length (and I'm sorry, given the conversation, this is not out of hubris but out of the law of a tape measure/ruler) I wouldn't mind the mention of length/girth mentioned more in reviews, as well. I know it's odd, but ffs, this isn't the Disney forum! Truth is each man has his bucket/wish list, and knowing more about a provider only helps, i.e. "she can DT"....."I have a 11.3 inches of dangling death"......"and paid with a bucket of fried chicken..."

I don't see any reason for this to be perceived as picky, because the actual talent of swallowing a 7 or 8" meat sword should be held in the highest of praise, even if you're smaller than that, because it only means the possibilities are limitless! Honestly, one of the great things about this place is the ability to find providers that can provide (imagine that) pleasure that is either very hard, or impossible, to achieve through your current relationship or your standard civilian relationship.

Here's the short version: providers are going to claim they can DT as long as it brings in clients (which is not so much a knock against them so much as it is a point to the obvious to anyone in a "sales" position), which means it's up the REVIEWS to state HOW they were able to DT! If giving out your most personal stats on a site that revolves around.....your personal stats is a problem for you, I'm sorry, but if you say "DT" in your review, then list your damn length/girth, because I promise, if she can DT you there's a strong chance she can't DT the next guy.

Basically, it's quite alright to NOT put "DT" in your review if she managed to take your entire 1.3" of dangling death, and honestly you'd be doing all of us (the apparently 5.5"+ crowd) a favor.

-G
Wakeup's Avatar
If you find a girl who constantly wants you to hang her head off the side of the bed and face fuck her...DT included...and when I say DT, I mean any definition you want to apply to it...you take her to dinner, and propose to her...
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If you find a girl who constantly wants you to hang her head off the side of the bed and face fuck her...DT included...and when I say DT, I mean any definition you want to apply to it...you take her to dinner, and propose to her... Originally Posted by Wakeup
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