Hobby Souvenirs

Opossum's Avatar
Last summer I wrote a lighthearted and fun thread about hobby souvenirs. Basically, inexpensive trinkets you take from the provider to remind you of the encounter. My collection continues to grow. I've never been caught in the act but have been questioned many times. They have no proof!!! LOL!!! On Monday of this week I ended up taking two things. The first was this crystal thing hanging from the ceiling fan that's used to turn the light on and off. It was probably inexpensive and under $15. The other items I took are sorta making me feel guilty. When I walked into her house I noticed she had a very large collection of framed puzzles hanging on different walls. I knew right away she was a smart hooker. On the table I saw that she was 3/4 of the way through what looked like a 10,000 piece puzzle. On the way out when she wasn't looking I managed to scoop 9 pieces and discreetly put them in my pocket. The crystal thing is easily replaceable so no biggie. So is the puzzle but that takes effort. This is where my guilt takes over and I'm not sure what to do. Should I mail them back and risk her putting an alert on me or should I say nothing and make her think the puzzle company shorted her 9 pieces? I've taken a lot of souvenirs over the years but this is the only time I have felt a tad bit guilty.
grayturner's Avatar
Nothing is more of an invasion of ones privacy than to have something stolen from you especially in your home.
My home was broken into and personal property was taken.you dont know how it feels u til it happe s to you.
You should feel more than a little ashamed.
I agree with Gray on this one. I am not taking a souvenir without asking first.

I have asked many providers for their bra and atleast 60% of the time they give it to me. The others I have offered $60 to and nearly everyone has jumped at the extra $60.

Just ask.
Opossum's Avatar
its no different than you taking one of them silver spoons with the hotel name on it from the hotel gift shop. you spent money in the resort so a trinket doesn't hurt them. bet you also have taken towls and soap. no difference
grayturner's Avatar
You are a confessed thief.
Don't judge me or anyone else by your moral standard ( or lack of).
I have done no such thing, You don't know me.
I suppose you said that to make you feel better about yourself.
GypsyHeart's Avatar
So how would you feel if a provider decided to take a trinket(extra $) from your wallet? You know, just as a souvenir.
Smerc's Avatar
  • Smerc
  • 07-07-2021, 07:22 PM
That shit is so cruel. Some of these women have trust issues enough dealing with us. Not sure why you would go and add on to that.

You should also give them an inconvenience fee as well.

Some people do take small items from hotels, but this isn't really in the same league since hotels might have a surplus of those items in the back in case some of those things get damaged/stolen.

What joy do you actually get out of this?
A thief is a thief ..... the question of level is irrelevant. Felony or misdemeanor you are still a thief.
ben dover's Avatar
Yeah that's fucked up, she obviously likes to frame her puzzles and hang them, now she is going to spend all the time to finish it and end up throwing it out. I hope she finds out and blacklists your dumb thieving ass.
Opossum's Avatar
Bunch of freaking wanna b moralist. The souvenirs are really not that expensive. A corkscrew is 15 bucks max. Its a harmless reminder so that i can remember and reccomend
them. Stay on topic!!!this is about puzzle pieces.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Bunch of freaking wanna b moralist. The souvenirs are really not that expensive. A corkscrew is 15 bucks max. Its a harmless reminder so that i can remember and reccomend
them. Stay on topic!!!this is about thief pieces. Originally Posted by Opossum
fify Sir
This isn't about trinkets. This isn't about puzzle pieces.

That crystal may have been a personal treasure. That puzzle may have been a gift from or for a loved one. I have souvenirs. Pictures that I took *WITH PERMISSION* from some girls. You wonder why some girls won't let you in to their homes, this is why. Don't come here bragging about taking advantage of the girls that open their literal selves up to you and expect us to cheer. That's far worse in my opinion to taking that spoon from the gift shop. At least that one is clearly just financial value, vs whatever value *YOU* have decided something is worth without permission.

You're the type of man that runs the decent girls off. I hope you are blacklisted.
winn dixie's Avatar
treetop is trolling ya'll.
Alyssa XOXO's Avatar
Last summer I wrote a lighthearted and fun thread about hobby souvenirs. Basically, inexpensive trinkets you take from the provider to remind you of the encounter. My collection continues to grow. I've never been caught in the act but have been questioned many times. They have no proof!!! LOL!!! On Monday of this week I ended up taking two things. The first was this crystal thing hanging from the ceiling fan that's used to turn the light on and off. It was probably inexpensive and under $15. The other items I took are sorta making me feel guilty. When I walked into her house I noticed she had a very large collection of framed puzzles hanging on different walls. I knew right away she was a smart hooker. On the table I saw that she was 3/4 of the way through what looked like a 10,000 piece puzzle. On the way out when she wasn't looking I managed to scoop 9 pieces and discreetly put them in my pocket. The crystal thing is easily replaceable so no biggie. So is the puzzle but that takes effort. This is where my guilt takes over and I'm not sure what to do. Should I mail them back and risk her putting an alert on me or should I say nothing and make her think the puzzle company shorted her 9 pieces? I've taken a lot of souvenirs over the years but this is the only time I have felt a tad bit guilty. Originally Posted by Opossum
Meh, be a nice lad and mail them back. BUT before you do, alter the pieces so that they will not fit correctly. That'll drive anyone insane. Honestly though, if you mail them you'll ruin the surprise and raise suspicion. It's best to just stop by for a quickie, drop off lunch, etc. and slyly put them back where you found them.

Keep us posted
Alyssa XOXO's Avatar
OP: Technically you paid for those 9 pieces. Why in the world would a hooker run a Brothel from their Personal Residence in the first place? They don't have trust issues at all if they're doing that. Hopefully it was a separate incall not leased in her name. I'm just now getting around to reading the emotional replies you were expecting

Have a great evening!