- Guest021824
- 03-09-2012, 09:33 PM
The book, “Understanding Women” is now out in paperback.
- Bull149
- 03-09-2012, 10:39 PM
And that is just the first of 23 volumes
- tia travels
- 03-10-2012, 01:41 AM
Har har hardy...har har.
Look what I just found on the net...
Here's a short instruction manual to help
you women deal with the opposite sex...
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
Tell him you are not his type, you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander, it is too little to be let out alone.
Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do-It-Yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
Sadly, all men are created equal.
Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong, but you can still use them.
MEN : Can't Live With Them, Can Live Without Them!
(Hey...I didn't write it, I'm only reading it.)
Look what I just found on the net...
Here's a short instruction manual to help
you women deal with the opposite sex...
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
Tell him you are not his type, you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander, it is too little to be let out alone.
Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do-It-Yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
Sadly, all men are created equal.
Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong, but you can still use them.
MEN : Can't Live With Them, Can Live Without Them!
(Hey...I didn't write it, I'm only reading it.)