OK part of this fantasy is the ridiculous changes in my life that would allow what follows: Single, healthy, wealthy, stamina of a marathon runner etc.
A weekend to short week cruse on one of the HUGH cruse ships. I get single occupancy of a moderate suit with a nice view.
Some arrangement with a cruse employee to arrange PFP sessions with female members of the ship's staff. Some speak English, some do not. All are willing to do the session for compensation. They vary from Central American kitchen staff to Eastern European housekeepers to one of the Australian Show Girls (its a fantasy . .right?).
One in the afternoon, one at night for a week. And another part of the make-believe is that I can keep up.
I fully realize that there are reasons this is a low probability concept. I realize that there are ways this could go wrong.
But its a fun thing to think over in the early morning with that first cup of coffee.