How to Cure Lower Back Pain

By going ahead with your appointment 90 miles away!

I started the day with a lower back pain and was worried whether to keep that long-awaited appointment with a favorite lady 90 miles away. Since I hate to cancel, I went ahead with it. My reward was an excellent session - and the vanishing back pain.

It is not a scientific study, but my guess is that my ailing back benefited from the vigorous workout with the lady, the soothing massage she gave me, and the fact that I was able to to have a 3-hour heat treatment during the round-trip drive by setting the heated seat in my car to "High".

Now, can I submit a health insurance claim for this exoense?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
hay I would say yes. say it was "acupuncture" for a back pain
JONBALLS's Avatar
huh,...........absolutly no usefull intel on a hooker to be had

go figure

topic.
Insurance?

I bet you can figure out how to bilk some taxpayers

go get those 1%%ers
SweetElizabeth's Avatar
Jack,
Stress is a common cause of many ailments....
Stress relief is a good thing!

What do they say?

An apple a day (or an escort every 3 months) keeps the doctor away?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
huh,...........absolutly no usefull intel on a hooker to be had
Originally Posted by JONBALLS
but JB yes there is 90 miles mmmmm now let me guess. now what was that town just past Webster in the next county over??????????? I think its Wayne county mmmm now what was that town ?????????? I think he went to the H____a hospital-n-Hotel
OSD, I'm impressed.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
well where would one go after the first real snow of the season other than

I really need to take that trip also
oh gosh!! ya'll have back problem issues?/Oh no!! thats terrible!!!
i have just the cure!!! give me a call and i can fix ya'll up just right!!!!
hehehehe 585.496.7015...
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Anita dear, do you have after dinner desert wine. errrrr just askin

not Wild Irish Rose mmmm but maybe one of the plum wines would be perfect.
Nice opportunity to balance post/review ratio homie. Peace. (your join date is impressive on its own)
I have no real defense against anyone who wants to go after me about the lack of reviews. I hope that does not make me unwelcome.
The ratios are more intense around Awbany and the Capitol region...Love Canal may be to blame homie. Peace
Damn - I feel a back spasm coming on. Is the Dr. in?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
I have no real defense against anyone who wants to go after me about the lack of reviews. I hope that does not make me unwelcome. Originally Posted by jackfengshui
Jack, your always welcome in my book

Damn - I feel a back spasm coming on. Is the Dr. in? Originally Posted by Perryay
me to, but I also have a strange craving for Rum and root beer. I be a Bacardi rum guy. But this sounds like a job for Captain Morgan.
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Anita does not do house calls to TX.