Santa ?

So I wake up and WTF nothing from Santa next to the ceramic Xmas tree.

I think WTF did I do wrong this time and get the paper and start the coffee

Then I read

Santa was busted in Colonie for a outstanding warrant for allegedly patronizing a prostitute in 2018


errrrrrr WTF is wrong with ya'll in smAlbany county

and which one of ya took my year supply of FC2's I asked for dang nab it

FC2?

female condoms duh

just rinse used ones out and air dry.....there you go....and your welcome lol