Oh, if only...

So I've been trying to figure out what to how to make my first post. "Thanks" on an existing thread seemed....normal, and I'm not big on reviews right now (not b/c I can't, but b/c I'm choosing not to...for now). So I'm starting my own, so here goes my ECCIE cherry.

Let's see how this goes, think of it as a game or a discussion, your choice. I was with a provider not too long ago and the discussion of Paul Walker came about. After some brief sadness on her face, she had a "twinkle" in her eye...ok, maybe not a twinkle, but there was definitely a little lust there.

So it got me thinking, what celebrities (actresses, actors, singers, athletes) would you want to see? For the gents, who would you break the bank for if you found out they were providing. For the ladies out there, what person would you give you the big "O" right then and there just by walking through the door (doesn't have to be a guy, it can be a girl too ).

Here is my list off the top of my head (no pun intended, but it kind of works out)

• Tiffani Amber Thiessen (emmm...saved by the bell)
• Kaley Cuoco (how can you not like a blonde on a show called 'Big Bang Theory')
• Hayden Panettiere
• Jennifer Love Hewitt
• Pamela Anderson (Baywatch or Tool Time days)

I hope ya'll enjoy it and please have fun with it.

- Anna Kendrick
- Kayley Cuoco
- Emma Stone (such a hottie redhead!)

Keanu Reeves, Bruce Willis, Liam Neeson, Michael Douglas & Ashley Judd

Jennifer Anaston

Shania Twain

For some reason, I was expecting Abbey to say Kevin Bacon lol. But Abbey and Ashley...wow, what I wouldn't give to see that.

Nice calls on Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Aniston.

For all of those animal lovers out there, please keep those to yourself. I'd like to be able to watch Seabiscuit without vomiting.

mmmmmmmmmmmm - Kayley Cuoco!!!

I like Danny Koker from Counting Cars! I luv bad ass biker boys!!

For some reason, I was expecting Abbey to say Kevin Bacon lol. But Abbey and Ashley...wow, what I wouldn't give to see that. Originally Posted by rebel97

Kevin Bacon is too young, thin and metrosexual for me. Keanu is the exception to my preference for older, very masculine, dominant men.

Ashley on the other hand fits right into my preference for strong, sassy, beautiful brunettes. Must be why I hit it off so well w/ Verona, Jessica and Katherine.

Eh, I'd need a TARDIS to see any of the celebrities I'd want to see, back when I really wanted to see them (which is when they first stirred my pre-adolescent loins):

Teri Garr (back when she was "Roberta Lincoln" opposite Robert Lansing's "Gary Seven" in the Star Trek episode "Assignment: Earth", though I thought she still looked fetching 9 years later as Richard Dreyfuss's wife in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.)

Barbara Eden ("Jeannie" in I Dream of Jeannie. 'nuff said.)

Barbara Feldon ("Agent 99" in Get Smart. The first time she cooed "Oh, Max!" in that sultry voice of hers, I was only eight years old, but I felt stirrings that told me 1) there is such a thing as sex, even if I didn't know what it was called yet, and 2), boy, was I going to like it when I really found out what it was!)

As for any celebrities after the, oh, late 1970s? Meh. That was about time I realized that celebrities are as full of shit (maybe more so) as the rest of us, and stopped caring.

[I actually did get to see Barbara Eden up closeish and kinda impersonal (walked by her on the street) in the fall of 1979; at the time I'd just moved to Chicago to attend a graduate/professional school of a university I'd just as soon not mention, located in or near the Streeterville area (depending on what boundaries you recognize for Streeterville), while Ms. Eden was married to a Chicago Sun-Times exec and lived in a condo not far from where I lived (on campus). And when I saw her, she was at least twice as beautiful as I remembered from TV.

Hell, if this picture (taken in May of last year) is any indication:



she's still pretty goddamn good looking for then 81.]

Cheers,

bcg

Kevin Bacon is too young, thin and metrosexual for me. Keanu is the exception to my preference for older, very masculine, dominant men. Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I was actually trying to make a joke about Bacon from another thread...meh, attempt failed .

Now that I know your preference, I'm going to join a gym and start drinking protein shakes....then again, I'm lazy (I mean busy). I think I'll buy some workout videos and watch them while I drink a Jack and Dr. Pepper...should work the same right? Hey, I'm just being honest lol.

BluffCity, I loved your picks, especially Barbara Eden. I had a thing for Elizabeth Montgomery from bewitched. She wasn't the hottest, but something about that damn nose twitch she would do was just cute as hell.

Speaking of Kaley Cuoco, her co-star Melissa Rauch is also hot, just not the voice. She actually sounds normal when she's not acting, if you haven't heard her real voice, google it. Stana Katic is also on my wish list. If you haven't seen Castle, she is worth watching just for.

I was actually trying to make a joke about Bacon from another thread...meh, attempt failed .

Now that I know your preference, I'm going to join a gym and start drinking protein shakes....then again, I'm lazy (I mean busy). I think I'll buy some workout videos and watch them while I drink a Jack and Dr. Pepper...should work the same right? Hey, I'm just being honest lol. Originally Posted by rebel97

Clever! My bad for not catching on. I guess I'm so better than Bacon that I pay it no attention.

But for the working out... I am not into hard bodies. Way more concerned about attitude and personality! And sex - of course!

if you wanna see a somebuddy whos a hooker and masage girl and looks like DENEESE RICHERDS in persen then give a try to GEORGIA!

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=933344

look at this sideboob sampel!

But for the working out... I am not into hard bodies. Way more concerned about attitude and personality! And sex - of course! Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

In that case, all I can say is, "wait'll ya get a load of me"....um, no pun intended...but wth, I think it's funny either way.

if you wanna see a somebuddy whos a hooker and masage girl and looks like DENEESE RICHERDS in persen then give a try to GEORGIA! Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

Thanks Tits, unfortunately, I don't get out to Nashville much. I usually wait for your Nashville ladies to drive out west...thanks for only sending the best, ya'll know who ya'll are.

Denise Richards definitely goes on that list. I just watched 'Get Smart' again and Anne Hathaway gets a node as well....emmm, catwoman. This wasn't supposed to be a batman post, but how do you not like a girl in leather with a 9mm.

if you wanna see a somebuddy whos a hooker and masage girl and looks like DENEESE RICHERDS in persen then give a try to GEORGIA!

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=933344

look at this sideboob sampel! Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

Damn Tits, I do love the sideboob. So does the she match in performance as well as that awesome pic?

In that case, all I can say is, "wait'll ya get a load of me"....um, no pun intended...but wth, I think it's funny either way.

Thanks Tits, unfortunately, I don't get out to Nashville much. I usually wait for your Nashville ladies to drive out west...thanks for only sending the best, ya'll know who ya'll are. Originally Posted by rebel97

I'll be out that way this week

Damn Tits, I do love the sideboob. So does the she match in performance as well as that awesome pic? Originally Posted by mike1701

Hmmm, I thought you liked a handful (and you do have big hands!)...maybe I'm really not your type.