Asians....no takee outee....No Outcalls. Why??

Why!
I am sorely offended!!!!!!!!

Call Torito! This man blasphemes! Next he'll be making fun of my neighbor's driving!
Which one? Or ones? Is it because they no drive long time?
(Boy am I gonna get in trouble for this one...)
Chung Tran's Avatar
because if an Asian girl goes to your place, she must go with an escort, and you must have put an engagement ring on her finger..

if you want to go to her place and fuck like Jack Rabbits, there are no social prohibitions.
LazurusLong's Avatar
Before the major bust in AMP-land a few years back, there were numerous regulars who would arrange to see Asian providers from the AMPs at outcall locations.

But the term "regular" was not those who visited once every couple months. And some of them got to know the mamasan's very well and I'm sure many of those clients still are around but keep that sort of info very private so that some newbie doesn't demand or expect it.
I am sorely offended!!!!!!!!

Call Torito! This man blasphemes! Next he'll be making fun of my neighbor's driving! Originally Posted by phildo
He'll be by to sort this one out in about, oh, 11 days, 85 or so posts, and 3500+ views. Give or take...
I don't know why you think that. I do outcalls often and I drive myself. Maybe it's because how you spoke to them that they no luv yu long tyme?? Are they illegal or no driver's license?? No clue!
Sweet...Thom
bored@home's Avatar
I don't know why you think that. I do outcalls often and I drive myself. Maybe it's because how you spoke to them that they no luv yu long tyme?? Are they illegal or no driver's license?? No clue! Originally Posted by samantha thom
She might be on to something... Instead of pidgin, go the L=R route for a warmer reception..
I don't know why you think that. I do outcalls often and I drive myself. Maybe it's because how you spoke to them that they no luv yu long tyme?? Are they illegal or no driver's license?? No clue! Originally Posted by samantha thom
The other hit so many Asians typically take is on driving skills.

Samantha, I already know you're not typical.
JimCracksCorn's Avatar
Many Asian spa workers may not be here legally, many sleep in "beds" at the spas they work at, and I doubt they have a drivers license, much less a passport (that has been confiscated by their "sponsor"?), so the likelihood of them going to your house pr an apartment for some GFE action is none to slim, even if they are all smiles every time they see you at the spa and you're now on first name basis.

San Antonio has the one and only licky nikki, but that is all, no other Asian providers besides the tourists and many of those are high volume hit and runners. You guys in DFW and Houston have it made with so much AMP talent to choose from....