weird bucket list item

Im almost out of ideas for my twisted fantasies. Now that my avatar is down thanks to the new rules, most people dont even remember me as the guy with the "avatar". LOL

I always wanted to have fun with a gal that is either deaf or extremely hard of hearing. Sometimes I shy up with a provider, and I think it would be hot to see a gal and can say anything you want and she doesnt think you are a freaky kinkster LOL

I have only encountered one deaf gal on here in my 10 years or whatever of reading reviews, but I never met her. So I guess the next best thing would be to find a gal who would pretend to be deaf.....

And on the other hand, It would be hot to be with a provider that thinks im deaf so she can say whatever she wants and not feel out of place. Any hotties have any experience or advice on this idea of mine? Too weird?

Handisex is hot

I've been with a deaf woman. Her sexual moans and sounds, especially during orgasm were hot. Makes it hard when she can only read lips and you're in K9. We had a system using different tugs of her long hair like Morse Code.

I've been with a gal with no legs. you can maneuver into so many deep penetrating positions. Flip her around, and hold her up in an upside down standing 69. Not to mention her arms were muscular and she could hold on like Popeye squeezing open a can of spinach.

It's three steps. 1. She fingers her ass. 2. She puts the fingers in my mouth. 3. Repeat.

Side note: I've been thinking about something yummy that I can pump into her butt.

damn thats hot. You would at least know shes probably not faking it . we need more deaf providers! LOL Im suprised there isn't a bigger market for this.

HUH?????????

I could of sworn there was a HOH provider in Dallas at one point. She was hot, just cant remember who it was

Couldn't you just apply ear plugs and make it where they can't hear anything?

On a side note, if they start pretending to be blind while you are making love you might have other issues, lol

It's three steps. 1. She fingers her ass. 2. She puts the fingers in my mouth. 3. Repeat.

Side note: I've been thinking about something yummy that I can pump into her butt. Originally Posted by haroldlauder

Turkey baster full of warm Hershey's Fudge Sauce.
https://www.target.com/p/hershey-s-h...topping-12-8oz

Heat. Insert. Suck out. Enjoy. Repeat.

Couldn't you just apply ear plugs and make it where they can't hear anything?

On a side note, if they start pretending to be blind while you are making love you might have other issues, lol Originally Posted by dbjp101

they always pretend to be blind when they are with me

Damn Salute to you and your progress on your bucket list I’m fucking still trying to commit to a doubles ! Need to quit my job and invest more time into the hobby !! Lol

I’m loving this thread....

My bucket list item will probably not be found in the hobby but I want a safe and clean double creampie. I want to start my load in one hot woman and finish in another and then double dip back and forth.

Don’t flame it. I just think it’s the ultimate fuck if done responsibly

cage, I have a good substitute idea.. say your shit to a girl who doesn't understand English, it will be as good as if she is deaf.

I did that once in Vietnam, I said all kinds of filthy things to a cutie I just met .. "I want to fuck you so bad", "I want to lick your pussy".. that kind of stuff.. she just looked at me, not understanding a thing, smiling.. it made me horny as a Motherfucker!

There was a gal in Houston that was almost completely deaf about ten of fifteen years ago who was very popular, and with good reason. She’d fuck your brains out.

Sadly, I guess my memory went one of the several times she fucked my brains out. I can see her in my minds eye, but fur the life of me can’t remeber her name. Early 40’s. Brownish blinde hair. Speech impediment because of the hearing loss, but very attractive and very nice.