Your Best and your Worst

Hey lets find out who your best and worst are. Now because this is a discussion thread and not a drama thread please LEAVE THE NAMES OUT!!!!. This is for both providers and hobbyist.

My best was my last...couple of weeks ago. She is a very well known provider that travels a lot and was on tour here. She met my physical requirement (been drooling over her pics for quite some time), even though her breasts were a little bigger than I like (they were C's). Her breasts were very responsive, she was very nice, she was very relaxed, and good at conversation. IOW, I felt like we connected for for being together for such a short time. She didn't do Greek, but that was no issue with me.

I'm reliving that session over and over.

In July I had another really good session. She was new to the business and eager to please. But the newness caused some hesitation on her part.

Both of these I'd see in a hot NY minute again.

Best? A lady out of NYC that so far, alas, I've only been able to see once. Another lady out of Chicago runs a close second. I fear Ms. NYC may never have serious competition.

Worst? A lady who kept faking orgasms until I was so distracted I had to fake my own to make her stop. She was also less than adept at safe sex practices and I had to educate her.

I know what you are thinking -- how complicated can condom usage be? Well, I have learned that no matter how bulletproof something is, somebody out there will figure out a way of screwing it up.

Best is a provider I am currently seeing. She just about puts me in a coma.

Worst is the I'm so good provider that doesn't show up on multiple times and still doesn't expect any repercussion. I have run into a couple of these.

best--a special client from Alabama who brings me special gifts he has made in is workshop----hes fun and I enjoy him immensely!!!

worst--the guy from Alabama that likes GS from a wine cup!

Best
My ATF. We click on so many different levels. At times, we spend hours on the phone just talking and laughing. She is a mature (age 48) and experienced provider who completely enjoys her profession. That's right; she views her profession as a "calling" and the experience she provides every single time documents her dedication to providing an experience the client will never forget. She has several skills that most providers should be willing to pay thousands to learn. As a result of dedication and skills, she only entertains "regulars" and there is a waiting list in the event one falls off.

Worst
A 60-minute session with a porn star in which:

• She was 10 minutes late for an 11:00am in-call appointment.
• She had me wait 15 minutes while she dressed and applied her makeup.
• She had me wait 10 minutes while she ate her breakfast.
• She answered her cell phone three times during our session.
• Her vaginal hygiene was poor.
• Even though I had to wait on her to prepare for our scheduled session; she still ended the session at the scheduled end time because she had back-to-back appointments lined up for the entire day.

As I learned the following day, the treatment I received was great compared to the way she treated two other gents.

Ok Dallas your worst beats mine by a mile. lol

I had my worst not too long ago. It's only one of a very very few times I've ended a date early.

He asked me to pick the restaurant, so I chose one of my favorites -- a place I go fairly often. He proceeded to drink the equivalent of a bottle of wine in about an hour and was rude to every staff member who walked by. In between, he interrogated me with questions about my personal life ("Are you married? Where do you work? How is your relationship with your parents?") and beliefs ("Do you believe in God? Did you vote for [politician]?").

It was mortifying. When I explained to him that I appreciated that he wanted to get to know me, I was uncomfortable discussing such things, and that the sommelier wasn't our waiter, he launched into a furious/crazy monologue about how he was a Really Nice Guy and didn't mean to make me mad and didn't all his references say what a Really Nice Guy he was and look at this text from this other lady in Dallas who he'd seen the night before she liked him a lot and he'd worked in a restaurant before so he knew how things worked and what was wrong with my relationship with my parents that I didn't want to talk about it?



Cah-raaaaazy. I could not get out of there fast enough.

I had my worst not too long ago. It's only one of a very very few times I've ended a date early.

He asked me to pick the restaurant, so I chose one of my favorites -- a place I go fairly often. He proceeded to drink the equivalent of a bottle of wine in about an hour and was rude to every staff member who walked by. In between, he interrogated me with questions about my personal life ("Are you married? Where do you work? How is your relationship with your parents?") and beliefs ("Do you believe in God? Did you vote for [politician]?").

It was mortifying. When I explained to him that I appreciated that he wanted to get to know me, I was uncomfortable discussing such things, and that the sommelier wasn't our waiter, he launched into a furious/crazy monologue about how he was a Really Nice Guy and didn't mean to make me mad and didn't all his references say what a Really Nice Guy he was and look at this text from this other lady in Dallas who he'd seen the night before she liked him a lot and he'd worked in a restaurant before so he knew how things worked and what was wrong with my relationship with my parents that I didn't want to talk about it?



Cah-raaaaazy. I could not get out of there fast enough. Originally Posted by Carrie Hillcrest

From what I read about me here, u sure that wasn't me????

The girls that think they're doing you an enormous favor just by allowing you within 36 inches of their "amazing" inertia are the most memorable. I had an experience about 12 years ago - back in the time when finding prospects of any caliber was an endeavor in and of itself. The gal was hotter than a 2 dollar pistol. I sat in her living room for 30 minutes leafing through Glamour while she took phone calls (a land line with a mechanical bell ringer) from her girlfriends (2 to be exact), her "agent" and her mechanic. Finally she lost interest in the phone though it rang incessantly. Almost immediately afterwards she jumped in the shower and (over the volume of the water spray) asked me to make sure to lock the door on the way out.

Full Disclosure - This is my first post. Still learning the control panel - hope I didn't screw this up somehow...

I had my worst not too long ago. It's only one of a very very few times I've ended a date early.

He asked me to pick the restaurant, so I chose one of my favorites -- a place I go fairly often. He proceeded to drink the equivalent of a bottle of wine in about an hour and was rude to every staff member who walked by. In between, he interrogated me with questions about my personal life ("Are you married? Where do you work? How is your relationship with your parents?") and beliefs ("Do you believe in God? Did you vote for [politician]?").

It was mortifying. When I explained to him that I appreciated that he wanted to get to know me, I was uncomfortable discussing such things, and that the sommelier wasn't our waiter, he launched into a furious/crazy monologue about how he was a Really Nice Guy and didn't mean to make me mad and didn't all his references say what a Really Nice Guy he was and look at this text from this other lady in Dallas who he'd seen the night before she liked him a lot and he'd worked in a restaurant before so he knew how things worked and what was wrong with my relationship with my parents that I didn't want to talk about it?



Cah-raaaaazy. I could not get out of there fast enough. Originally Posted by Carrie Hillcrest

Even though I'm sure you were verrrrrry uncomfortable at the time, that is a very funny story!

Run Carrie Run!!

My worst was a skinny young hispanic who was wearing a lot of 'bling bling', he wouldn't remove it even during the session.He was awful the whole session was so awful lool.
My best is a nice man,polite,funny,accept my advice or at least listen to me,makes me feel like I am the most beautiful woman in the whole world. Beside there is that one thing that he does that I really really like.

Best--Of the many very, very good experiences I have had, I would say my first provider experience was the best, and probably one of the reasons I am still in the game, five years later. To summarize, I was very nervous and she completely put me at ease by stripping her sun dress over her head and parading nude around the bed. By the end of our hour i was half in love. She told me she would love to see me again, but that--since I was new--I should go to aspd and click around. "Try a couple of those girls and if you still want to see me, you know my number." That's how I got here. Needless to say, I tried many of the girls but always came back to that particular one, my first ATF.

Worst--my first time trip to the isles, the girl (different one than above) wasn't "prepared" even though the session was specifically set up for Greek. Halfway in, she started "leaking," which could have been overcome with minimum embarrassment had she not attempted to wash the same condom and reuse it becauses it was her last one (and yes, I had booked multihour).

Carrie, I believe that in any relationship including the hobby either person is entitled to ask any question and receive an answer. That as a basic position I also believe that "that none of your bussiness" is an acceptable answer. Most of you ladies and gents can take that answer and say it in more acceptable ways which is to your credit.

Carrie I feel you pain. Free advice: when you find yourself sitting under the horses tail and foul smelling stuff falling on you, it is time to move.